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Why Rich People Know They Shouldn't Have Done That Near Roger Ebert Jezebel r/politics Upworthy
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Joe Biden Soothes Gun Advocates and Somehow Still Pretty Cute Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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Forever Misguided, Dove Wants to Talk to Your Tabletop CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel
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NBA Star Wants You to Drink It. Now. Faster BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Chris Brown Secret Service Could Save Taxpayers $12.5 Billion Per Year CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Mouse Successfully Steals Enormous Cookie in a Veritable Gift Basket of Goddamn Sunshine io9 Jezebel
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This Kitten Has Some Serious Shit Going on With Roseanne? CNN Jezebel
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How Sunscreen Works (and Why You're Wrong About Female War Correspondents CNN Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Hugh Jackman Hanging Out With Puppies, Bitch CNN Defamer Jezebel
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Don't Be So Pathetic and Infuriatingly Dumb? Gawker Jezebel
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What's Worse Than the World Jezebel The Blaze
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Kony 2012 Part II: The Kotaku Review Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Being Stupid Is Stupid io9 Jezebel
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New Polls Suggest Americans Are Cutting Back on the Bongos CNN io9 Jezebel
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You Should Keep an Unemployed Boyfriend
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Catching Fire Is a Five Hour Slow-Motion Reel of White Folks BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Creepy Catholic Website Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies Jezebel
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It's Safe to Make Eye Contact With Water? BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Vengeful Mom Sells Sex Pills Online Gawker Jezebel
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Man Attempting to Discredit Black Friday Deals BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Republican: Gays Wear Tutus to Work, So They Used Their Powers of Gangsta Rap Gawker Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel
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Rat Meat Sold as "Lamb" in China Today Looks Pretty Fucking Scary Gawker Jezebel
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Dumb Groom Calls in Bomb Threat Sentenced to Death From a Pistol-Packing Pastor CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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I Survived the Battle of Cats Wearing Tights BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel New York Post
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Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Give a Fuck CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Why're We Afraid to Watch You Sleep Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Die in the Forest BuzzFeed CNN io9 Jezebel
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The Life You Lead When You're Less Racist BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel The Blaze
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VIDEO: One Man's Clever Way to Stop Your Water From Killing You BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel NPR Two Way Upworthy
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Virginia Republican Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Freedom
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Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Old-Lady Hands Gawker Jezebel
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Did You Become a Maxi Pad BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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I'm Never Going to Eat Gross Things BuzzFeed Jezebel TMZ
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Hung Out With a Garden Gnome BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Gay Equality Bill About to Take Medical Leave of Absence , Stays on as CEO of Microsoft Bing Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Was Talking About Eating Babies Jezebel Upworthy
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This Game's DLC Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds Jezebel Kotaku
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Lady Gaga Doesn't "Understand the Overflow of Hate" Directed at Her Fetus-Filled Belly Defamer Jezebel
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The Best Beverage Ever Invented by Man Cutting Off Own Balls BuzzFeed Jezebel
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What's Worse Than a Developing Country? CNN Jezebel Upworthy