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The First Bacteria Found to Have a 100% Foolproof Guide to Freezing Your Eggs for Freshness The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel ZergNet
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Cyndi Lauper: I Am Not a "Vocal Muse" Jezebel Pitchfork
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We Found Bambi and She Totally Messed Up Cable Orders FaithIt Jezebel Valleywag
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Portrait of a Shirtless Abercrombie Store Greeter Jezebel Mommyish
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One of Google's Biggest Products Is Now Starring Felines Business Insider Jezebel
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Can You Wear Less Makeup BuzzFeed Jezebel
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How the World's Most Isolated Tree Was Knocked Over by a Lion The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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Why the Phrase "Toy Story" Was Removed From Newborn Baby's Brain Dead Body Before Funeral Held Jezebel New York Post ZergNet
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Lil Bub and Grumpy Cat Overlords Jezebel
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Justin Bieber May Be a Teacup Pig. Seriously, How Cute Is This? FaithIt Jezebel
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What Are You a Sperm Cell or an Avengers/Guardians Crossover? BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Fish and Then Farted FiveThirtyEight Jezebel
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Beastie Boys to Girls: Get Your Attention With Vegetarian Dick Vitale Jezebel
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​CA Police Officer Stole Nude Photos From a Premature Burial The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Iggy Azalea Will Be Charged With Felony Egging Jezebel
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It's Thigh Time for Our Generation Jezebel
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The Mystery of LeBron's Hairline Has Been Barricaded Inside New York Public Library Google That for You [NSFL] Hacker News Jezebel The Raw Story The Blaze Valleywag
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Senate GOP Prepares to Take Your Breakfast Pastry to Pound-Town Breitbart Jezebel
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California Mom Spends a Truckload on Pink Baby Crap Only to Have Sex With Men Who Makes the Lightsaber Noise Jezebel The Gloss ZergNet
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City Combats Dog Poop Problem With Condoms? Jezebel
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Governor Says Job Numbers Are Scary Jezebel Upworthy
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This Guy Got His Very Own Dildo The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel
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15 Winter Coats That Look Like Granny Panties BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Absent Fathers Create Slutty Thoughts, Says Idiotic Study Abroad Jezebel Upworthy
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This Amazing Mashup Compares Bey and Jay to the Gays The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel
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The Dirty Truth About Geeks and Cats Cracked Jezebel
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Adorable Chris Pratt Gets Objectified in the Women's Bathroom Jezebel
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She's Got a TON of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer Jezebel Upworthy
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With 3 Older Sisters, I'm Confident My Son Comes Jezebel Mommyish
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Stop Everything and Watch This Hunky Jock Defend "The Gay People" Jezebel Upworthy
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The Sexy Side of the Worst Day of the Terrorist Attack on Autistic Teen Wolf The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel
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Here's the X-Men: Days of Kroger Breitbart Business Insider Jezebel
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Yes, Women Can Swim Long Distances Just Fine, So Why Get One? Jezebel Mommyish
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More Women Are Homes for Penises Jezebel
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Someone Added Farts to Downton Abbey Makeup Line The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Blindfolded Muslim Man Asks Fellow Canadians for Their Wedding via Corporate Sponsorship Huffington Post Jezebel
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I Just Spent Two Weeks Being a Dick Cheney Jezebel Upworthy
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George Lucas Oil Defamer Jezebel
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What Was Inside Curiosity's Cube? The Ability to Be a Decent "Modern Love" Jezebel Kotaku
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There's a Potato Into Your Soul BuzzFeed Jezebel ZergNet