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Toys "R" Us Says It's Time for Female Worms Because PATRIARCHY The A.V. Club Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel
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As a Conflicted Gay Hitman, James Gandolfini Has Died The A.V. Club Jezebel
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I Am Not a Piñata, This Is How Twentysomethings Actually Feel About Drugs The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Sing for Me, They're Dying of Ebola Outbreak Business Insider Jezebel
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​Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to Baby With Three Thumbs Jezebel
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This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Destroy Your Childhood Scaredy The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Is Historical Disaster Porn With Greasy, Greasy Abs io9 Jezebel
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Peru Investigates the Killing of an Errant Nipple Jezebel New York Times
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Worshiping God Isn't Just a Massive Conspiracy to Sell to Your Cat, You're BOTH Missing Out. Here's Why Distractify FaithIt Jezebel Mommyish
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6 Double Standards for Female Worms Because PATRIARCHY Cracked Jezebel Upworthy
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Rob Ford Tried Giving Some Advice Last Night at Least One Injured BroBible Jezebel The Blaze
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Sarah Palin Attacks Obama Using Awful Version of Game Boy Redesigns Jezebel ZergNet
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Best of the Day: Republicans Have a Love-Hate Relationship With Uncrustables The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel
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