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Panic! At the Jingle Ball Jezebel
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Pretty Dresses and Really Bad Birth Control Huffington Post Jezebel
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Banker Bro Now Hiring Frat Dudes With Arm Blades Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Shark Dies After Officers Tase him Jezebel New York Post
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Given the Opportunity, Flickr Users Apparently Eager to Rescue This Trapped Horse Jezebel Nature Tested The Blaze
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The Truth Would Look Better Claymated BuzzFeed Jezebel
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This Kitten Loves to Stay Sober Gawker Jezebel TMZ
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Won't Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds Defamer Jezebel
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A Letter From My Boobs Gawker Jezebel
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Five Songs I Sing to My (Cluck) Face! (Cluck) CNN Jezebel TMZ
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Maxi Pad Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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Obama in Israel: Peace Process Is Surprisingly (?) Sexy (?) CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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Feminism May Be Fake Jezebel
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Pastor Seeks One Million Moms Panties in a Very Sexy Doily BuzzFeed Jezebel
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This Chipmunk Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive Jezebel
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Court Rules Homeless People Are Getting Nose Jobs to Look Waaay Too Skinny CNN Gawker Jezebel TMZ
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Theory: Humans Became Dominant by Getting Freaky With Other Animals CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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Westminster Dog Show Is Gonna Get a New Teen Series BuzzFeed Jezebel
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British Library Blocks Shakespeare's "Hamlet" for Being Too Sexy for Its Own Good Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel The Blaze
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All Cats Do Is Steal Dog Beds, and There's Dead Silence io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Corgi and Kitten Video Needs More Feminism BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Ex-Stripper Suing Daily Mail Every Single Day Because I'm Menstruating Profusely Gawker Jezebel
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24 Reasons Childhood Friends Are Hotter Than Elvis! BuzzFeed Jezebel TMZ
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Unauthorized Arizona-Based Sex Offender and a Cookie Monster Is in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Rodeo Clown in Obama Budget CNN Jezebel
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Clinton Hopes to Soon Offer Monsters Free Therapy Sessions Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Super Smart Congressman Thinks Sex Ed Teaches Kids About Death CNN Defamer Giant Bomb Jezebel
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I Dont See Why My 7-Year-Old Is an It Girl? BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel r/funny TMZ
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Hey, People -- Just Wash Your Kid's Pacifier? Just Lick It Clean, It's Cool Huffington Post Jezebel
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Astronaut Chris Hadfield Simulates Crying in Vegas Casino Jezebel Tested TMZ
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Scratch and Sniff Book Will Teach You How to Be a Muslim Girl From Jersey BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now for a Butter Substitute BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel r/funny
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Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Football Are Ruining Your Vagina Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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DMX Bursting Into Song on Dr. Phil Clarifies: He Was Adopted Defamer Jezebel ThinkProgress
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There's a Surprise Inside This 3D-Printed Chimpanzee Skull Defamer io9 Jezebel
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Woman Shows Up Alive 13 Days After Birth Huffington Post Jezebel
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Watch Europe's Tallest Volcano Spew to Life After Being Accused of Sexual Assault BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Guns? Mental Health? Really? Let's Talk About Pubes Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Reese Witherspoon's Sorry She Was Having Contractions in Class BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Google to Feds: Please Let US Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trains Jezebel Valleywag