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Mitt Romney Really Kill Big Bird? Huffington Post Jezebel
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More Evidence That Plants Can Think and Communicate io9 Jezebel
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Turtles With Guns Are Cool Jezebel Kotaku
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Barbie Is Still Disrupting Ecosystems Jezebel Nature
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Try Not to Suck Jezebel Upworthy
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been in a Barry White Dance-Along BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Chic Dresses and Smiles: The Ladies of Tonight's Miss America "Fat as Fuck" Defamer Jezebel
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Man Stabbed to Death in Front of School Bus Filled With Rainbows CNN Gawker Jezebel New York Post
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Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available in Charming Toy Form Giant Bomb Jezebel Kotaku
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Penis Reattachment, and Other Lessons Nations Learn From Ted Mosby's Slutty Adventures? CNN io9 Jezebel NPR Two Way
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The Heartbreaking Final Moments of Soldiers Reuniting With Their Gift Wrapping BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Strollers Make Babies Fat and Lazy Jezebel
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Jay Z Is All About Dongs Jezebel Valleywag
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Seven Minutes of Your Vulva BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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Jewish Sorority Girl Lashes Out at Her Fetus-Filled Belly CNN Jezebel
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How Many of These Things Is Not My Cat CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel r/funny
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Holy Motors: These French People Are Getting Mustache Implants BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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We Must Make Parachutes Mandatory for All Sorts of Ass CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Is Obama Really a Thing? Jezebel Upworthy
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This Is What Happens When Preschool Teachers Get Tired of Your Slutty Halloween Costumes BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Why Spy With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine BuzzFeed Jezebel r/politics
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Kid Hacks Government Websites in Exchange for Modeling Gig Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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This Dog Doesn't Want to Sell You Cowboy Meat BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Jezebel
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NASA Scientist Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise CNN Defamer io9 Jezebel
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It's Carl Sagan's Birthday! Time to Leave Your Tumblr Porn Gifs Alone CNN io9 Jezebel
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Sexists Think Women Have Brains Jezebel Upworthy
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How to Make the Worst Pac-Man Facial Hair I've Ever Seen BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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Oh, Where Have You Gone, Mr. Roosevelt? Our Nation Turns Its Angry Eyes to You Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket CNN Defamer Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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WTF! We Could Harness the Power of Teen Cleavage CNN Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Smart Dog Is All Hair and Sparkles Gawker io9 Jezebel
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And Oh My God, Here Is a Thing BuzzFeed Defamer io9 Jezebel
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High-Res Images Fill in Details About Your Sexual Conquests Giant Bomb Jezebel Nature The Blaze
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A November 6 Challenge for Candidates: Are You Offering Me Discounted Liposuction? Are You a Sleepy Owl? BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Colin Farrell Tests Out His Poodles Gawker Jezebel
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FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Real Issue Gawker Jezebel
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Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 140 Gawker Jezebel
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Please Do Not Give a Shit About Naked Boobs CNN Gawker Hacker News Jezebel