Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Sources / Jezebel Smash Jezebel

63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines

5.2 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

1	1 Vote	Who Charted? Selena Gomez Reunite for Romantic Segway Excursion
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Thinks She Sucks at Japanese Porn Star in Girls Season 3 Poster
1	1 Vote	Wedding Magazine Rejects Ad Featuring Loving Photo of Tiger Woods Without His Fake Front Tooth (Yes)
1	1 Vote	Hard Twerk Pays Off: Miley Has the Most Popular Types of Fruit
1	1 Vote	Woman Spends Thousands on Fake Babies Despite Having 4 Kids of Her Former Cooks
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Getting Laid: The Most Awkward Greetings, in Order
1	1 Vote	A Holocaust Survivor Puts It Into a Lying, Cheating Scumbag
1	1 Vote	Queen Bey's Underboob Scores the Cover Art
1	1 Vote	13 Superhero Movie Mistakes That Are Better Than a Winter Boyfriend Admits
1	1 Vote	"Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales" Is Here Are You Worthy of Dinner Tab
1	1 Vote	Watch This Video Proves Walter White Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake One
1	1 Vote	Fox Attacks Obama Using Taylor Swift Are Quickly Becoming BFFs, Obviously
1	1 Vote	Charles Pierce: If You Sleep With Black Chicks
1	1 Vote	The Homeless Kid Miley Cyrus Writhes About and Kinda Masturbates in New Banger "Beef"
1	1 Vote	Drake Drops a Track Suit Glitch
1	1 Vote	Le Monde Editor Resigns, Says She Is Not So Newly Discovered
1	1 Vote	Is There Any Such Thing as a "Good" Witch
1	1 Vote	Hospital Throws Woman Out of a Crush?
1	1 Vote	This Week One Way for Greece to Go: Up and Now Some Free Garden Warfare Content From PopCap's Sponsors
1	1 Vote	Batman Visits Brazilian Slum Where Residents Are Being Delivered
1	1 Vote	Justice Is Served to Gross Twitter Troll Who Won't Stop Telling Me About Love and Marriage
1	1 Vote	Last Night Two Simple, Fool-Proof Methods to Cook a Steak to Delicious Perfection
1	1 Vote	Madonna and Lady Gaga Works Some Sirius Inner Boob
1	1 Vote	Cognac Is French, but Here's How It Went
1	1 Vote	A Message From the Solar Roadway Is a Recipe for "Sketti"
1	1 Vote	Danny From Mindy Project Rom Com Set to Have Ovaries Removed
1	1 Vote	Badass Grandpa Gives Hilarious Advice for Keeping Your Man, Courtesy of the United Nations
1	1 Vote	Beaten on Camera and Says He's Dealt With Organized Crime and Murderers, So Nancy Pelosi Was No Sexual Peril
1	1 Vote	See What Women Have to Do When You Know the Lyrics to "Wannabe"?
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Diet Stories of 2013 Was 9/11 an Inside Job?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Sorry for Party Rocking
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Scientists Discover a Substance That You Might Want to Be Demented
1	1 Vote	How to Prepare Your Child Gay
1	1 Vote	The 8 Weirdest Real-Life Science Fiction Adventures in 2007, a Blackwater Mercenary in Iraq Nominates
1	1 Vote	10 Super Chic Black Dresses on the First Lady "Fat Butt Michelle Obama"
1	1 Vote	19 Banned Books in America Finally Learn How to Make Your Cold Black Heart Grow Three Sizes
1	1 Vote	If Everyone Watched This Video, These Folks Might Just Be a Vegetable. He Said They Were Pokemon
1	1 Vote	It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's Musical Trainwreck
1	1 Vote	Can a 2-Minute Video Do Justice to 1 Billion Children Playing With a Graph of Rapper Vocab Size
1	1 Vote	Texas School District Bans Books Because They're True Blood

← Previous
1
2
…
807
808
809
810
811
812
813
814
815
…
1591
1592
Next →