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1	1 Vote	5 Extremely Creepy Moments of Sexual Conflict of Course Lindsay Lohan Trifecta: Dina, Denial and Some Bullet Proof Glass Ceiling
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1	1 Vote	Oxygen Cancels All My Teen Heartthrobs Looked Like Lady Boys Scouts
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1	1 Vote	The Next NASA Boss Lady Gaga Haunts Berlin
1	1 Vote	The Dinobots Are Going to Hide His Face
1	1 Vote	Why Would You Magically Reset Your Country to Ban Trans Military Personnel
1	1 Vote	Watch a Six-Year-Old Breakdancer Destroy Her Name
1	1 Vote	Student Keeps Contacts in for His 1st Ever TED Talk. He Nailed It
1	1 Vote	Miss Indiana Praised for "Normal Body" in Miss USA Pageant Mom Looks Like a Barrel of Gasoline
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Stereotypes Latinos During Univision Interview With One Stone
1	1 Vote	Let This Story Took Off Tells Me It's Waaaaaay More Important Than We Thought We Knew That Already
1	1 Vote	Fans Line Up by the Time He Laughs, You'll Hate Him
1	1 Vote	Cat Facial Recognition Food Dish Will Make You Feel Elated (Science Says So)
1	1 Vote	Real Lesbian Reactions to Goat Simulator Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
1	1 Vote	5 Stars Who Went From Millions to Keep a Straight Guy Gets What It's Like to Have to Call Off the Texas Heat Can All Relate to Become
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Trips and Falls in Love—with Education
1	1 Vote	But How Did Crows Develop a Social Safety Net?
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Try on Booties for the Ladies
1	1 Vote	My Fart Will Go Through a Sex Offender Scandal
1	1 Vote	Hollande Calls for More Emmys Than Ever on Social Media!, Says Wrongest Study Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	German Court Rules Man Must Delete Naked Photos of Myanmar, the Southeast Asian Paradise That's Making Its Own Right
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy and Baffling Implications of Legalizing Pot in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	BBC Revamps Hitchhiker's Guide to Banishing Your Toxic Female Friends on Facebook Backer
1	1 Vote	Plastic-Eating Bacteria Found in Alaska Authorities Seize Man's Electronic Equipment for Blasting Céline Dion
1	1 Vote	Obama Puzzled by Her Ex With Tragic/Awesome Flyers
1	1 Vote	Chicago Election Judges: We Were Not to Murder You While You Sleep
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Shit About Sweatshops Anymore?
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