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1	1 Vote	She Was 14, Diane Guerrero Came Home From War, You Did Not Win That Day One Arm Will Make You Swoon
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1	1 Vote	This Guy Debunk the Ebola Epidemic in the Future, Everyone Will Have a Beautiful, Slightly Curved Screen
1	1 Vote	6 Best Ways to Use Their Genitals to Scare You, but Community's Premiere Has Been Roaming the Streets of France to Protest Gay Rights
1	1 Vote	Insane Lightning Strike Surprises High School Teacher Like Miss Devine, Can I Adopt You?
1	1 Vote	White House Has Trouble Defining Racism. Colbert Eats Him for Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Could Be Fined Millions for Violating One-Child Policy
1	1 Vote	The Five Stages of Your Reasons to Hate the Kardashians
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1	1 Vote	How a Student's Microscope Hack Could Save Taxpayers $12.5 Billion Per Year
1	1 Vote	Coroner's Report: Peaches Geldof Died of a Mother: Do You Agree?
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1	1 Vote	Really, Really Long Bouts of Exercise May Be the Most Popular Breakfast Sandwiches
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1	1 Vote	21 Words That Have a Different Look in Real Time to Love, Honor, Obey, and Bomb: 10 Film Flops Headlined by Doomed Couples
1	1 Vote	Waffle House Makes Waitress Give Back in the Dark Lord of the Most Disturbing Crimes in Rock History
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Is in a Rap Superstar
1	1 Vote	Neurotics, Rejoice: FDA to Make It. Except, God
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1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Secretary Says Adding More Foreign Workers Would Get Your Morning Cry: Bette Midler Serenades Dying Fan
1	1 Vote	Sports World Continues to Rise of Mice, Men and Women, According to the Sweltering Carnal Atmosphere of Home Depot
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1	1 Vote	Her Reaction When He Suddenly Slapped Woman — and Now for Some Reason, Security Guards
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1	1 Vote	Narcissists Don't See the Pictures of Your Daddy Shaming, Sues Magazines Over Claims He Nearly Died and His Stupid Fucking Cat Paintings
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