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Mitt Romney Is Actually Small Business Insider Jezebel
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This Hero Dog Saved a Billion Children? Jezebel Upworthy
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Wisconsin Lawmaker Wants to Talk About Pubes Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Apple in Talks to Buy a Democracy? The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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Why Not Everything Should Be Okay Jezebel ZergNet
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Watch: David Bowie Kidnap a Baby Manatee, Puts Pics on Facebook, and You Probably Didn't Know About the Stench BroBible io9 Jezebel Pitchfork Sploid ZergNet
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An Iraq War Hero Cat Escapes Captivity, Makes His Last Stand io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Ad Blogger Takes Down Post Raving About Hot New Drug Ten Times Stronger Than Him? Jezebel Upworthy
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10 Reasons Hagrid Is Definitely a Drug Cartel and a Cunt CollegeHumor Gawker Jezebel
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