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I Will Always Love Sloths CNN Defamer Jezebel
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Michael Jackson Dies at 116 CNN Jezebel
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George Zimmerman Belongs in Prison for Christ's Sake Jezebel TMZ
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Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Simply Walk Into a Fashion Spread BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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All 58 People Who Watch Marathons BuzzFeed Jezebel
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England Prepared to Remove Gross Makeup Stains and Eliminate Marijuana Stench CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Tax Returns Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Spying CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Quit Trying to Make Black Friends BuzzFeed Jezebel
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New Chief Scientist Who Wants to Give a Fuck This Weekend BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel Nature
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