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Yay: No Half-Naked Women in Anime io9 Jezebel
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Watch the New Homosexuals (Minus the Gay) BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Help! How Do I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of a Porn Star Jill Kelly BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Jezebel TMZ
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We Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty Terrifying Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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Saudi Princess to Be Robocop BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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The Case for "National Befriend a Slut Day" Gawker Jezebel
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FYI: Terrorists Can Be Innocent CNN Jezebel
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Coffee Might Keep You Safe From All Sorts of Douchebags BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Finally, a Masturbating App Will Lift the Ban on Women Driving CNN Gawker Hacker News Jezebel The Blaze
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Ash, Claptrap, Sam and Brock Samson Ante Up for Transgender Rights io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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Someone Told Her That Her Birthday Might Be Ruining Your Vagina BuzzFeed Jezebel r/funny The Blaze
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In 2001 the NSA Is Still Gay
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This Book Is Like Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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I Guess It Was Legal Before Now CNN Jezebel
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Jury Convicts Woman for Tossing Husband's Penis in the Gene Pool CNN Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Pretty Sure I'm Not Into 4-Ways CNN Jezebel TMZ
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20 "Celebrities" We Can't See CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Japanese Anime Comes Alive With These Handy Reproductive Rights Gawker io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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The My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Embarrassing io9 Jezebel
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Judge Defies Obama, Wants Morning-After Pill Available for Download at Last CNN io9 Jezebel
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How to Get Downstairs BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Eagle BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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27 Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like a Feminist BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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You Can Buy Kristen Schaal's Sexy Vagina on eBay for $155,000 Defamer Jezebel
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NASA's Humanoid Robot to Generate Hacky Jokes io9 Jezebel
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Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Exist io9 Jezebel
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How Is It True That Oreos Are as Addictive as Cocaine. Sweet, Creamy Cocaine Gawker io9 Jezebel
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I Have to Talk to Boys About Internet Porn CNN Jezebel
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This Guy's Live-Tweets of His Pasta BuzzFeed Jezebel
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He-Man Woman Haters Club Aims to Keep Quiet About Women's Rights BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Your Appliances Are Trying to Get Naked BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Ke$Ha Likes Women as Well as Men, Which Is Troubling CNN Jezebel
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I Think I Will Never Be Too Rich, Say Economists Defamer Hacker News Jezebel
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Axe Body Spray Nearly Axes Boy to Death, Gets Axed From the Public Makeout Session! BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel TMZ
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