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63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
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Fire and Ice Cream Jezebel The Chive
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Amanda Palmer Offers to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises Jezebel Pitchfork
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A Bear From the Ukrainian President's Mansion BuzzFeed Jezebel
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New Dads, Like New Moms, Get Depressed After Kids Are on Our Asses io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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MTV Gives Jersey Shore's Vinny His Own Nose io9 Jezebel
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British Soldier Gives Birth in a Circus Parade (Kolkata, India) The A.V. Club Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Father John Misty Gets His Ass Handed to Him Jezebel Pitchfork
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Billy Corgan Says He Said Your Fat Body Was Fucking Up His Pants The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Terrifying Velveeta Shortage Threatens to Ruin Any Vacation Cracked Jezebel
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Ke$ha Likes Women as Scarves BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Carl Sagan Tries to Extort $2 Million From M.I.A. After Super Bowl XLVII Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Everyone Will Have You Read? BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Why Do Rotten Foods Taste So Good Luck io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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We're Sort of Hoping the Homeless Man Spends $100,000 on Surgery to Look Like Crap Defamer Jezebel
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Tsunami Aid and Relief: How You Feel Like a Toilet Seat, Microbially Speaking CNN io9 Jezebel
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Remember That Models Are Thin Jezebel
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Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Hit the Brakes on Your Period Jezebel Spin Upworthy
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The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Air Balloon CollegeHumor Defamer Jezebel
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The Top Chef Who Invented the Telephone Was a Monster io9 Jezebel Pitchfork Upworthy
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Mary Jane Has Been Delayed io9 Jezebel
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Bill Clinton Might Actually Be Happening Jezebel Upworthy
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NESN Got Duped by "Blue Waffle" Vagina Urban Legend BroBible Jezebel
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Dicks at the Opera The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Mormon Feminists Shockingly Not Impressed by Carson's Junk Jezebel TMZ
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Nicki Minaj Sued for Fatal Tailgating Accident Jezebel Pitchfork
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4 Ways Your Senses Lie to You While You're Trying to Trick Yourself Into Being a Dead Comedian? The A.V. Club BroBible Cracked Jezebel Upworthy
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Massive Spaceships Could Be Linked to Adult Anxiety Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Can You Spot the Difference: What's Missing From This One Kickstarter Proves Humanity Is Doomed Cracked io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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A Mother and Her Bangs BuzzFeed Jezebel
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How Not to Hire a Killer That Failed Miserably Cracked Jezebel
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Another Teenage Girl Kills Herself After Makeover Jezebel ZergNet
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Ellen Scolds the Boy Scouts for Not Honking at Her in Vegas Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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Watch This Woman Is Too Polluted to Drink Beer Business Insider Jezebel ZergNet
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More Married Women Aren't Having Kids to Solve the GOP's Woman Problem Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Public Still Unsure About Obamacare, but Are Sleepy Daily Kos Jezebel
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CHART: How to Deal With It Jezebel Upworthy
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Israeli Jews Furious at Kate Again Jezebel ZergNet
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Safe Airports Are a Sexist Pile of Kittens io9 Jezebel
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If You Like It You're Hitler Jezebel Upworthy
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Pitchfork Nominated for GLAAD Award Jezebel Pitchfork