Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Sources / Jezebel Smash Jezebel

63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
5.2 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

Best Recent
2
Vote
Everything Old Is Spot-On BuzzFeed Jezebel
2
Vote
William Shatner Will Think About That Whole Pavement Thing The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel
2
Vote
Noted Word Thief Shia LaBeouf to Hunt Informants The A.V. Club Jezebel New York Times Lede
2
Vote
RIP "First" and Gay: YouTube Comments at the Republican Convention CollegeHumor Jezebel
2
Vote
Christina Aguilera Finally Confirms Pregnancy Fucks Jezebel ZergNet
2
Vote
Bong Up for Adoption The A.V. Club Jezebel
2
Vote
It's Now Illegal to Grope Pregnant Bellies BuzzFeed Jezebel
2
Vote
H&M Could Raise Its Prices to Pay for Your Joints, and Cheese Hacker News Jezebel ThinkProgress
2
Vote
Why Is It Worth It? The A.V. Club Jezebel
2
Vote
McDonald's Is Still the Only Way to Get Fans Thunderdrunk The A.V. Club Business Insider io9 Jezebel
2
Vote
Black People Feel About Gay Porn and Pride BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
6 Insane Laws We'll Need in Your Life? Cracked Jezebel
2
Vote
Science Embarks on Noble Pursuit of Cat Care Jezebel
2
Vote
7 Habits of Super Loud Sex Lives Business Insider Jezebel
2
Vote
4 People Who Turned a Guy's Wife Into a Nightmare BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel
2
Vote
The Butler Forced to Get Excited The A.V. Club Jezebel
2
Vote
Brace Yourself for Being Too Awesome for a Role Cracked Jezebel ZergNet
2
Vote
Ludacris Made Less Money Than Romney Jezebel ZergNet
2
Vote
Side Mustache and Muffin Penis: Some New Insecurities Just for Funsies Gawker Jezebel
2
Vote
Blame Mutant Sperm for Your Ex Jezebel Mommyish
2
Vote
Republicans Offer Class on How to Prove Ethnicity io9 Jezebel Mommyish
2
Vote
Monkey Attacks Woman in San Francisco This Thursday! io9 Jezebel
2
Vote
​These Earrings Aren't Worried About Deflation Business Insider Jezebel
2
Vote
I Didn't Realize Were Related Jezebel ZergNet
2
Vote
Wendy Williams Pulled a Martha Stewart and Uploaded Pictures of Captive Primates Showing Heartbreaking Emotion Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel
2
Vote
Shedding Tears of Sadness Could Save Thousands of Grown-Ass Men Can't Wait to Cook in January Jones BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
Justin Bieber and Puppy Pharrell and Now I'm Scared The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
2
Vote
The New Roku Streaming Stick Is Awesome and Costs Half the Speed of Light in This "Future Bride" Onesie Business Insider io9 Jezebel Pitchfork
2
Vote
That's Not Half Bad Isn't, Well, Half Bad Chewbacca? The A.V. Club Cracked Jezebel
2
Vote
Hillary Clinton Didn't Want You to Listen to Learn About High School Student Takes Selfies of Himself Cracked Jezebel Pitchfork Upworthy
2
Vote
Douchebag Soap Claims It Can Do to Make the Best Twitter Conversation You Ever Wanted BuzzFeed Cracked io9 Jezebel
2
Vote
Video Shows Boy Rescued by Her Brother at Dallas Zoo :( BuzzFeed Jezebel
2
Vote
Are You a Vegetarian Lentil Jezebel ZergNet
2
Vote
Ladies Man: Chris Christie and the Best of the Art of the Best Animal Impressions We've Ever Seen The A.V. Club BroBible CNS News Free Republic Jezebel Pitchfork Uproxx
2
Vote
Dang Near Déjà Vu: Putin Played Obama Like a Joy-Bomb for Your Genitals FaithIt Free Republic Jezebel
2
Vote
World Pauses as Madonna's 15-Year-Old Daughter Lourdes Is Caught by Joe Torre's Daughter Jezebel Mommyish
2
Vote
How (Not) to Talk About Something Other Than Urban Outfitters Lifestyle Center to Take Over a Country That Put "Kill Bill" to Shame Cracked Jezebel The Gloss
2
Vote
6 Albums by Rock Legends That Were Decades Ahead of the World's Worst Nightmare Business Insider Cracked Jezebel
2
Vote
China Is Pretty Damn Glam io9 Jezebel
2
Vote
4Chan Declared War on Cancer: Enemy of the Galaxy The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel