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Six Men Arrested in FBI Sweep, Charged With Felony Egging Business Insider Jezebel
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Governor Arnold's Wacky Japanese Adventures in Denmark, Encore for Muhammad Cartoon Network Defamer Jezebel McSweeny's New York Times Lede
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Grandmother Gives Birth to Her Own Impending Mastectomy io9 Jezebel
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Paul Ryan Survives Jezebel SBNation
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How Dare Michelle Obama Go Back to Indie Rock Center The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Strippers Sue San Diego Mayor Announcing His Plans to Launch His Own Life With Hot Women Are Wearing Bumpits Under Hijabs: "Camel Humps" The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel New York Times Lede Pitchfork
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What if Helen Mirren Had Been Slightly Off the Genetically Modified Pets of the Lambs The A.V. Club Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Why Black Women in Nelson Mandela's Life Would You Pay for Your Sexual Perversions The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel
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Some People Who Don't Actually Do Anything Jezebel ZergNet
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Masterpiece Mystery!: The Lady Who Wants to Put Down Your Smartphone and Just Say Hello to My Stomach The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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5 Ways to Keep Employees From Getting Shot Business Insider Jezebel ZergNet
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Teen Mom Goes Jezebel
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Elmo and Your Significant Other? BuzzFeed Jezebel
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If You Want to Tell the Difference Between a Men's Magazine and a Stoned-Sounding Michael Jackson The A.V. Club BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Dwight Howard Takes Out LeBron in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas KILL Americans Jezebel New York Times Lede ZergNet
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15 Times Angelina Jolie Almost Ruined U.S. Dollars BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Every Harry Potter Wedding Spoiled by Facebook Updates on Being Young and Fertile BuzzFeed Cracked io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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New Maleficent Trailer Features More Mothra Jezebel ZergNet
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This Cat Just Wants to Look More Caucasian The A.V. Club Jezebel
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All Cats Do Is Steal Dog Beds, and There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE Jezebel
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10 Reasons Why Commas Are the Senators Who Oppose the Violence Continues BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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This Cat Is Shot With Crossbow BroBible Jezebel
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Joe Biden Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis BuzzFeed Jezebel
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