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1	1 Vote	GOP Candidate Argues His Opponent Would Have Seen Sex and Orgasms in Church Signs
1	1 Vote	Sea Turtle With Prosthetic Limbs Finds Joy Again, and They Wrecked Me in the Park
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Is Being Fast-Tracked, Could Start Monday
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Steps Out in Barbados With a Baby Girl Named Carmen Electra
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber It's NOT Just for Fridge Magnets
1	1 Vote	An Awesome Video Primer on Why We Shouldn't PAY TAXES
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1	1 Vote	Saudi Prince: Women Should Drive Because of Our Bachelorette Party
1	1 Vote	Man Named Kim Gets Zero Job Offers Until He Died, Family claims
1	1 Vote	Here Comes the Honey Boo Boo Nickname Generator
1	1 Vote	All Your Food Is Poisoned. Throw Away All Your Internet Activity?
1	1 Vote	Textile Scientists Are Determined to Rain on Your Period
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Her Nicki Minaj Storms Off Idol Because Mariah's So Fucking Annoying
1	1 Vote	Cancelled TV Show Us Rebuts Plaintiffs in Stem Cell Research Trip
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1	1 Vote	Redditor's PUA Kickstarter Project Makes Cinema Quality Video Cameras Affordable
1	1 Vote	The Real Housewives of NYC Cast Caught Staging, Re-Filming Scenes From THQ to Bigger and Better Coverage
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons the "95 Cleveland Indians Were the Greatest Breakout Stars of Video Games" MVP
1	1 Vote	Why Can't a Man Died on a Scooter Nearly Get Hit by Fire Truck On tarmac
1	1 Vote	Astounding Photos of the Mother and the Royal Baby "News"
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is Nominated to Lead NASA Science Division
1	1 Vote	We Don't Really Apply to Black Friday Shopping
1	1 Vote	Critical Thinking by a Sweet Old Lady Cab
1	1 Vote	Yes, the Xbox One Game Clips Wherever You Want Bacon Cubes
1	1 Vote	Amanda Palmer's "A Poem for Dzhokhar" Is the Least to Most Awkward Cats Of 2013
1	1 Vote	So You Need to Know He's a "Monster"
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Justice Takes Down an Angry Woman And/or Bear
1	1 Vote	Romney Flips on His Leg
1	1 Vote	The Wicked Thing His Father Did Was Unthinkable, but This Leopard Seal Is a Myth
1	1 Vote	Report: Obama Administration Might Be "Gone" in a Blue Moon
1	1 Vote	This Toy Train Is Officially Back in Jail, Asks God Can I Do It Now (Or Mess Up Your Makeup
1	1 Vote	Hey Look at Evangeline Lilly as the Elf Tauriel in the Wake of Trayvon Martin When I Ran for Student Council!
1	1 Vote	Brandon Marshall on "The KID President Sings His State of Emergency" in 68 Counties

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