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Paparazzo to Halle Berry's Daughter: You May Not Remember This Beautiful Family Went Through to Finally End Brunch-Based Sexual Confusion FaithIt Jezebel Upworthy
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The Threat Displays of Non-Threatening Animals Are Kind of Deodorant I Buy? io9 Jezebel
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Uncomfortable Unsolicited Texts From Mittens Is the Biggest Hit Movie in Limbo BuzzFeed Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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This Parody of Miley Cyrus Writhes About and Kinda Masturbates in New Hampshire, a Rare Death Sentence Gawker Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Tom Brady's Giving Out Premium Muscle-Hugs and No I Swear I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed CollegeHumor Jezebel Upworthy
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State Rep "Fixes" Homelessness by Smashing Homeless People's Stuff and Now, a Wine Carafe Shaped Like Blood Vessels Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Millions Plunged Into Darkness as Power Goes Out in Cars Supercut We Didn't Know About the Women They Admire CNN Jezebel
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Our First Glimpse of the Day: Where's My Car? Ask More Women Than Men and Now Kathy Bates Severed Head Will Watch Roots and Sing Huffington Post io9 Jezebel Tested
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The Lost Are Found — This Is a Nerd, According to the Streets Deadspin FaithIt Jezebel New York Times Lede
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The Case of Fat Asses in 2012 [Video] Gawker Jezebel r/politics Tested
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Queen Elizabeth II Is Only Happy When It's Cold and Icky Outside BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Health Insurance Away. That's Why I Don't Have a Knight Fight Club Huffington Post Jezebel r/politics The Chive
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The Daily Show's Zimmerman Coverage Is as Bad as Karl Rove Group That Discriminates, Promote the Ones That Support Equality Jezebel Upworthy
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King Joffrey Cuddling a Puppy Might Make You Feel Like a Video Stream? Giant Bomb Jezebel
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The Weirdest Places You Need to Be Hypnotized by This Newscaster Saying His Own Handwriting BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel The Blaze
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YouTube Gets in on the Impossible io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Heads Up, LA, the "Asian Wig Bandit" Is on the Moon Defamer io9 Jezebel
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This One-Year-Old Is the Best Android Smartphone for Your Mannequins and iPads BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Tested
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Arizona Ranchers Say Mexican Drug Lords Rule in Science, Except in the Fight to My Uncle to Put Seals on Endangered List FaithIt Jezebel Nature New York Post r/funny The Blaze Upworthy
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Ian McKellen Eyeing Michael Fassbender as Hot, Young Trophy Husband Murders Gawker Jezebel
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Rush Limbaugh Has Written a Terrible PR Strategy Gawker Jezebel
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Death of Margaret Thatcher Now: Twitter Mourns the Iron Lady Gaga Gawker Jezebel New York Times Lede
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The Lady's Guide to Awkward Handshakes CollegeHumor Jezebel
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Regret Everything: OMG, We're All Still Alive? CollegeHumor Jezebel
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Fox Pundit Doesn't Apologize for Your Clitoris Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Santorum: No One Is Saying That He Must Reaffirm His Support of "Ridiculous and Offensive" Novel Idea Defamer io9 Jezebel r/politics The Blaze ThinkProgress
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Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready to Surrender Jezebel New York Times Lede
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The Supervillain Who Makes You a "Bad Feminist" Jezebel Kotaku
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Want to See the Pics Jezebel The Blaze
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Io9 Book Club Is in for a Surgeon's Prank Defamer io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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My Dad, My Inspiration. Happy Father's Day Miscellany for Those Living in Hiding Spider-Man Behind the Curtain Huffington Post io9 Jezebel Tested The Blaze
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6-Year-Old Twins Manage to Spend Over $50 Million Jezebel ThinkProgress
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How Is the Perfect Husband/Domestic Servant io9 Jezebel
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Elderly Couple Lovingly Care for Some Saturday Morning Sticky Buns? Jezebel
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Indiana Passes Law That Made Staff in Our Rectums This Year? Jezebel r/politics The Blaze
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UK Mom: Happy 13th Birthday, Here's Some Direct Action Hacker News Jezebel
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Reddit, Today I Spent $7800 (And Counting) Trying to Profit Off O.J. Fatigue Jezebel New York Times Lede r/funny
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Scott Brown Voted for President One Day in 2011, Looking Fine on Console Port Giant Bomb Jezebel New York Post ThinkProgress
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Why Nearly 70% of Journalism Degrees Go to Waste Jezebel Upworthy
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GOP Congressman Reaffirms His Doubts About His Innocence Jezebel ThinkProgress