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63,639 smashes / 181,006 upvotes / smashed from 34,833 real headlines
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Four Eyes Are Better Than Surprising Him With Tickets Jezebel The Chive
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This Cat Will Be Mine Jezebel The Chive
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Bond With Your Cousin by Accident: There's an App to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises Jezebel The Chive
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Google Is Basically a Real Maasai Woman's Thoughts on Cloud Atlas Jezebel
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This Screaming Sheep Feels Things So You Can Wear Anything Jezebel r/politics The Chive
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Macrophotographs of Ant Warfare Are Downright Epic Blind io9 Jezebel
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Arrested for Torturing & Beheading Puppies, Police Say Hello Kitty Makes World's Cutest Puppy Dog Jezebel Nature The Blaze
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Watch a Blindfolded Mike Tyson Hit Two Dartboard Bull's-Eyes in a Bra Gawker Jezebel
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5 Aspects of the Food Label That Will Make You Die Faster CollegeHumor io9 Jezebel Nature Upworthy
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Wrestlemania Is Surprisingly Good for Me Jezebel Kotaku
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Ken Mehlman: I Am Making Good on My Backpack Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Readers in Asia: Share Your Emails With Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit Defamer Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Americans Don't Want to Visit Disneyland? Jezebel r/politics
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A Word of the Day: A Song Just for Fridge Magnets Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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We Can No Longer Relevant, So No Need to Know About Africa's First Female Secretary of Defense? FaithIt Jezebel The Blaze ThinkProgress
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A Girl Fulfilling Her Wildest Dreams Makes Your Character…Perpetually Sweaty FaithIt Jezebel Kotaku
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Black Woman Fired From Hooters for Daring to Have Separate "Poor Door" Entrance for Low-Income Renters Jezebel The Blaze
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This Incredibly Tiny Husky Puppy Learning to Love Girl Scouts BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Julia Pierson Will Be Completely Underwater in Less Than 2 Min FaithIt io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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We Don't Really Hate Arizona Man's Giant Gargoyle Cock Sculpture Defamer Jezebel
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Ladies Wait Four Weeks Before Going Makeup-Free in Front of My Pants Jezebel r/funny
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Gay Couple Asked to Brainstorm Business Plans for Selling African Slaves Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Raven-Symone Officially Comes Out as Speaker Jezebel r/politics
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Fed Will Now Allow Afros and Dreadlocks Jezebel NPR Two Way
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See if You Follow These Tips for Christ's Sake Jezebel Kotaku Tested Upworthy
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Iranian Readers: Share Your Emails With Hollywood's Biggest & Smallest Dickheads Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Decided to Dress Your Man Like the Rest Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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Orange Is the GOP's Fault Jezebel r/politics
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Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be Why J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Memoir io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Rick Santorum Is Just Like a Lady for Chelsea Manning Gawker Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Flowchart: How Badly Are You Obsessed With Breasts? CollegeHumor io9 Jezebel
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Fingering Yourself at the Pumps Jezebel TMZ
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Man Who Had Just Switched Seats Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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Professor Who Had Sex With Your Family's Awful Friends Finish Defamer Jezebel r/funny The Blaze
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The Irony Is Lost on All These Unfeminist Nail Polish Stains CollegeHumor Jezebel
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25 Times Kim Kardashian Got a Whole Lot Easier BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Chuck Lorre Really Hates Baths Defamer Jezebel
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