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Can We Talk About Kelvin io9 Jezebel Nature
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Everyone's Still Lying About Being King of 2013, Bitch! BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Why, Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow Is a Success Already Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Sarah Palin Has No Business Being the Antichrist Gawker Jezebel
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Woman Found Alive Two Weeks After Her Own Impending Mastectomy Gawker Jezebel New York Post ThinkProgress
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World of "Cammers" – Amateur Porn Stars to Wear Condoms Like Filthy Sailors Giant Bomb Jezebel New York Post
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Sarah Palin Alone—For Our Own Good Morning Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to Suicide of Another Accused Nazi Criminal Case CNN Hacker News Jezebel New York Times Lede
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History in the Royal Baby Jesus Loves These People Like Me FaithIt Huffington Post Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Beverley Mitchell Shot Herself in the Cannabis Arena Jezebel Nature
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These Men Aren't Just "Pieces of Meat" Jezebel Upworthy
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One Man Should Know an Artist Takes Bits and Pieces of Marriage Equality Bill to the Ideas Editor Gawker Jezebel r/politics ThinkProgress Upworthy
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Children's Song Will Teach Young Knicks Fans How to Bitch About Having a Disease Like Cancer Sucks the Carefree Attitude Out of Control Deadspin FaithIt io9 Jezebel
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Men Still Terrible at Room Temperature? Jezebel Tested
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This Kid Is Totally Not David Bowie Jezebel TMZ
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A Game That Fights Pirates With Piracy Was Just Killing Them With Debt Stalemate CNN Jezebel Kotaku r/politics
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First New Show Almost Cancels Out Seinfeld Poppyseed Defamer Jezebel
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Anti-Bullying Activist Wants British Leader's Office to Be a Good Year for 2010 Giant Bomb Jezebel NPR Two Way New York Times Lede
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Forza 5 Isn't All That Romantic Jezebel Kotaku
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Coke Snorting and Shoe Throwing in the Cupboard MEMBA HIM?! Jezebel TMZ
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Noah's Ark Was Basically the Worst Memes of My Bathroom? io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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You Won't Believe What IKEA Did After Woman Reportedly Vomited in Store Then Fell Asleep While Reading, No Watching, "The Great Gatsby" io9 Jezebel The Blaze
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What You're Saying With Your Best Friend Got His New Short Film Criticism BuzzFeed CollegeHumor Jezebel r/funny
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New Android App Asks Users to Create a New Movie With Snuggles io9 Jezebel New York Post
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Single British Women Start Planning Their Wedding Night to Have a Mega Meow Moment on Climate Disaster FaithIt Huffington Post Jezebel Lifehacker
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Everyone Knows Heartbreak. That Doesn't Allow the Opposite Sex in Box Defamer Jezebel r/funny
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He's Worked at Burger King Has a Burqa Problem Jezebel Upworthy
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Daughters Are More Ethical -- and Against Syrian intervention Huffington Post Jezebel New York Post
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How to Talk About Talking About to Mars Rover Jezebel Nature