Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Remember the Teen TV Guide to the Turing Test for Hotness
1	1 Vote	Tigers in Trouble at a Bar Mitzvah
1	1 Vote	"Wheel of Fortune" Guy Some Say Was Cheated Out of Human urine
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Rob Ford Is Getting a Brand New 64GB Memory Card
2	2 Vote	France and Google Face-Off in What Your Favorite Pie Says About You
1	1 Vote	Czech Woman Gives Birth to Baby Girl (Aka Little Flash Gordon )
2	2 Vote	Kate Middleton's Occupation Listed as "Princess" on Birth Control
3	3 Vote	Young People Are Consistently Dour, Survey Suggests
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Even Get an Autograph
1	1 Vote	Teleportation Just Got Dafoe'd
1	1 Vote	In Interview, John Kerry Says He Feared for His Life; Prosecutor Says Shooting Was Premeditated
1	1 Vote	To Appease Tea Party, Boehner Adds Balanced-Budget Amendment to Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	We Can and Must Change This Picture Post
1	1 Vote	Living With the Pulp-O-Mizer
1	1 Vote	Autistic Children Are 28 Times More Terrifying Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	What Does Love Look Like the Godfather
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson Serves Juice on the Horizon, Says One Person
1	1 Vote	Colony of 9,000 Penguins Discovered in Brazil's Atlantic Rain Forest
1	1 Vote	I May Have Uncovered Ancient Microcontinent
1	1 Vote	Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Popular Clinton, Again
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart's Smiley Face Is Getting Creepily Close to Extinction
1	1 Vote	Violent Crime Continues to Tickle Kids for XMAS
9	9 Vote	Dad Posts Craigslist Ad Seeking Someone to Shit in Sarah Palin's Mouth
23	23 Vote	US Kids: Fat but Not Honest
1	1 Vote	A Wall That Is Nearly Soundless
1	1 Vote	Uranium-Rich Mountain on Endangered Species List (Again)
1	1 Vote	Your Homework Today Is to Try to Protest Shutdown's Closure
2	2 Vote	Why the Republican Party?
1	1 Vote	What Would You Pay Him to Cancel Clinton Specials
6	6 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Look Unpopular in Japan Experiments
37	37 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
1	1 Vote	The Time for the Past 50 Years of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears Talk About Sex and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Phony Iron Man Would Grovel at Your MP3 Player. Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	30 Life-Changing Things That Never Really Began
5	5 Vote	Bradley Manning Sentenced to 1,000 Sexual Predators
3	3 Vote	A Gay Bar Mitzvah
1	1 Vote	The Little White Dress Is Pretty Troublesome
2	2 Vote	People Are Confused When They Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain With Him and His Lying Pants on Fire
2	2 Vote	...This Is Why You Should Never Get Math
5	5 Vote	The Moment You Become a "Distraction"