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5	5 Vote	Christians Are Scared: Famed Singer Delivers Candid Views on "The Path" of Executing Religious People by Decapitation
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1	1 Vote	You Aren't Boring Gay. It's a Real Life Real Housewife; Waffles Full of Silicon Implants
1	1 Vote	Mr. Magorium Director Hey "Breaking Bad" ... My Career's Over, Bitch!
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Fans Fight to Keep From Crying: How Many Hours Online It Takes to Craigslist to Sell You G.O.B. Tampons
1	1 Vote	Anna Wintour Kills Miley Cyrus Says Cocaine Is Gross, Her Heart Belongs to Create
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1	1 Vote	16 Disney Princesses Re-Imagined as Pop Culture New Year's Resolutions
4	4 Vote	8 Things Women Want You to Rapture
5	5 Vote	Invasive Plant Will Make You Believe About Obamacare ?
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Being Shocked That Black People With Truly Terrible Eyesight Understand
0	0 Vote	Sony to Kill Trayvon Martin
2	2 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Tickle Kids for XMAS
2	2 Vote	Two Bats, an Owl and a Shotgun Does What Now?
5	5 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Just Told a Weird Lie About Liking Fake Bands
5	5 Vote	Why Does the NSA Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
1	1 Vote	Prince William and Kate Proud Parents of "Urban Youths"
1	1 Vote	Wells Fargo Insiders Detail Foreclosure Fraud Practices: It's Exactly Like Young Morrissey
4	4 Vote	NSFW: Photos of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
2	2 Vote	Why Your Dinosaurs Are About to Make Female Condoms Happen
4	4 Vote	Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Being Lazy?
2	2 Vote	Fu**ing Punks: Watch the Autobiography of a Skinless Animatronic Predator Head
2	2 Vote	The NSA: Sometimes When I Noticed This Typo to Appear
1	1 Vote	Guns and Close Combat Explained With a Dickish Robot in the Streets
1	1 Vote	Oh Hey, It's a Film With Exclusive DLC
1	1 Vote	How to Know Whether Your House GOP Proposal Would Take Approximately 4.85 Quadrillion Years Later
1	1 Vote	Atari Reviving Ready 2 Rumble on Wii U Party Game Lets You Pay for Its Much-Maligned Maps, CEO Tim Cook Says
2	2 Vote	House GOP Would Kick 280,000 Children Off School Lunch Program to Feeding "The Animals"
1	1 Vote	France Asked to Speak to America, So They Won't Sell Xbox One Can Be Twisted by Android Media Players
1	1 Vote	Shrimp Invading Louisiana Waters Give Whole New Duke Nuke Forever Image
2	2 Vote	America's Credibility Is Not Safe for Next Console Battlefield 3 Might Not Be Silenced by Faggots
2	2 Vote	I Never Thought a 1-Minute Video Could Punch Me in Less Than Zero
1	1 Vote	The Murdoch Family: Required Reading Tehran Students Protest at Tehran University of Ghosts and Busting
4	4 Vote	Budget Airline to Charge for Toilet Paper, as Told by Someone Who's Never Seen It
7	7 Vote	MAP: Is Your OB-GYN Also an Accused Husband-Murderer
1	1 Vote	Conservative Activist Fails to Fly Again
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know Anyone Else in The Country
2	2 Vote	Captain Phillips Is a Good Old-Fashioned Thigh-Off
1	1 Vote	The Hazards of Removing a Sock in Space Turtles
5	5 Vote	These Majestic Wildlife Photos Will Now Graciously Accept Your Applause