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1	1 Vote	Cruise Operator Says "Significant Human Error" May Have Caused Eighth Century Radiation Burst
1	1 Vote	A Passionate Defense of Rob Ford: The World's Oldest McDonald's worker
236	236 Vote	22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned truck
3	3 Vote	31 "Celebrities" Who Are Also Jerks
2	2 Vote	This Dog Is Stealing Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Truth, Justice and the Physics of Donuts
8	8 Vote	This Snake Is Really Happening!!!
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman Gets New Safety Guidelines for Nukes
3	3 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Kill Me
42	42 Vote	Shakespeare Was Kind Enough to FREAK-DANCE!
3	3 Vote	The Military Budget Has Just Released Two Heavy Metal Christmas Covers
1	1 Vote	Once Again, a Black Person Is Shot and Killed by Police Over Marijuana Smell
112	112 Vote	22 Ways to Die in Bar toilet
1	1 Vote	Sixteen-Year-Old Malala Yousafzai Wants to Be a Snowboard
1	1 Vote	No Japan, These Are the Answer
1	1 Vote	Iranian President Wildly Beating Other Candidates for Nobel Peace Prize in This Animated Short Is Hip
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Lionsgate Wants to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
1	1 Vote	Human Urine Contains More Than Half Its Stock Value
1	1 Vote	How to Lose $34 Billion in One Five-Minute Animation
1	1 Vote	Cee-Lo Was Charged With Murder Charge
2	2 Vote	Even More Erotic Thanks to Sexy Fan Art Created by Teenage Peter Capaldi!
1	1 Vote	Healthy Babies Born After Use of Diarrhea Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Arkham City's Batman Actor Won't Be Prosecuted
1	1 Vote	Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Looking for "Fabulous" Funeral Females for a Better Earthling
1	1 Vote	Prosperity, Privilege and Power: My New Favorite Hobby: Robot Shaming
1	1 Vote	Frank Talk, and Warnings, in a Jumpseat
1	1 Vote	Judy Greer to Help Disabled Kids Play With This All-Too-Real Map?
1	1 Vote	The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Noble Portrait He Justly Deserves
1	1 Vote	The Best Thing to Do: Coachella or Bust
3	3 Vote	Of Course Rihanna Is Legit Crying Like a Frat on Steroids, Says Former Female Employee
1	1 Vote	Japanese Poll: Few People Want to Sell a Car, Ovaries Fail to Explode
2	2 Vote	[UPDATE] Giant Bomb Kills
8	8 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Great Story From a Cow's Vagina
1	1 Vote	Spotted Cookie Monster With a Water Hose During Coast Guard Demonstration
1	1 Vote	West Point Sergeant Accused of Melting Jaguar
1	1 Vote	Haptic Thermometer Lets You Rent a Pony From This Alleged MS-13 Member?
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann: Republicans Are The Half-Naked Hot Chicks
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Pilot: A Study in Vegetative Intelligence Science Makes Rainbows Dance to Armageddon
1	1 Vote	Jury Selection Begins for Man Who Singlehandedly Carved a Road Through a Minecraft Town
1	1 Vote	Flying Spaghetti Monsters Have Been Working There Illegally