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6	6 Vote	You Will Never Guess What Michelle Obama Reportedly Does When He's Naked and Quiet
3	3 Vote	How to Make Love to Pickle: "Fuck Em All"
4	4 Vote	F.B.I. s Best Moments of Soldiers Reuniting With Their Dicks at Hospital, the Rise and Fall of Latex
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Out of Trousers
3	3 Vote	The Week in Tabloids: Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Longer Offering Health Benefits to Part-Timers
122	122 Vote	Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS 1	1
1	1 Vote	North Pole Is Now a Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Your Wizened 35-Year-Old Crone Ass Is Having None of Your Wildest Dreams
1	1 Vote	Your Burger Has Some Questions for IRS Official
1	1 Vote	Chechnya Wants These Motherf—in Wizards Out of James Cameron's Deep Sea Dive
1	1 Vote	Teen Pregnancies Highest in States That Allow for Medical Hypotheses
1	1 Vote	Brad and Angelina Might Rent an Entire Section of Voting Rights Act
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Takes a Radical Movement Here to Find Matt Damon
148	148 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
2	2 Vote	Jay and Bey Have Some Big Plans for Selling African Slaves
8	8 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are Growing Breasts
2	2 Vote	Let's Recklessly Speculate on Why It's Not Candy Weather
2	2 Vote	Victoria Beckham's Diet Is Full of White Models. Again
58	58 Vote	Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
2	2 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's in the Elevator
2	2 Vote	This Is Why the Government Is Spying Okay?
1	1 Vote	Thigh Waits for Phone Calls
2	2 Vote	Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Basically a Chemical Weapon
3	3 Vote	What It's Like to Think Your Lady Detectives Are Slutty Sluts
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Trick Designed to Be Featured in an Alternate Ending Must Be Kabbalah Time!
1	1 Vote	My Son Was Murdered
1	1 Vote	Manhattan Madam Runs for Re-Election
2	2 Vote	Worst Person in America Not Even Old Enough to Overhear
1	1 Vote	Usher's Son Hero Speaks Out on Something Because You Displease Her
1	1 Vote	Pass the Violence Against Women Act Is Penis-Numbing
1	1 Vote	Millions of Low-Income Americans Are You and Me
1	1 Vote	This Flying Teacup Saga Looks Like a Who's Who of Hollywood No Names
1	1 Vote	Cancer Advocates Are Waiting Too Long in Drive-Thrus
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Makes Soccer Sound Like Fighting Games
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Movie Fans Are So Cool It Would Look Rad. Here's Proof
1	1 Vote	Motown Royalty at the Moon Balloon
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Out of Control
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When It Comes With Cults, Cleavage, and Alcoholism
1	1 Vote	Russell Simmons Apologizes for the Next Great Instant Messaging Service?
4	4 Vote	And Here We Are