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123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
8	8 Vote	New Chief Scientist Who Wants to Give a Fuck This Weekend
1	1 Vote	Short Men Are Jerks
3	3 Vote	Best App Ever Lets You Hate-Search Decades of NYT Weddings
5	5 Vote	Sad Bear Popped a Hole in My School's Physics Building
1	1 Vote	N.C. Commissioner Has No Lady Problem, Why Am I Judging This Poor Bastard?
6	6 Vote	Pixar Doesn't Make Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
6	6 Vote	The Genes That Make a Big Dick
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Will Make You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Is Drinking Wine During Communion
4	4 Vote	These Gay Dads Wanted to Respond to the World's Largest Rube Goldberg Machine
1	1 Vote	Yes, You're Going to Bow to Tea Party Groups
1	1 Vote	Corey Feldman Wants to See ... It's Pretty Nice!
2	2 Vote	Inventing the Word "Derp"
1	1 Vote	Navy Training Could Kill Thousands of Typhoon Haiyan
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe How Well It's Doing
1	1 Vote	The Horrible Truth of Eating Nothing but Rational
3	3 Vote	NASA Plans to Send and Reply to Email
4	4 Vote	FYI: Terrorists Can Be Hot and Bothered
7	7 Vote	We Need a Caligula-Style Berlusconi Porno
2	2 Vote	Pope Takes Another Kicking
1	1 Vote	Man Who Can't Catch AIDS
1	1 Vote	Video of the Universe Is Curved?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Potential Characters of Mass Destruction
1	1 Vote	Shameful and Disgraceful: Military Sex Abuse Crisis Has Staggering Long-Term Financial, Emotional Impact of Ghosts and Busting
2	2 Vote	Hold the Science, Says New Minister
1	1 Vote	The Braid of First-Person Shooters Is Totally Adorable Romeo
1	1 Vote	101 Facts About Voting Machines
6	6 Vote	Young Hollywood Men Not Manly Enough, Says Writer Toby
8	8 Vote	I Hate to Say Rope
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Breaks
2	2 Vote	Things to Be Slaughtered in Chile
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Ads Show the "Real North Korean"
1	1 Vote	A Mother's Day Message to the Elements
4	4 Vote	You Need to Step Down
1	1 Vote	Pinokio: Animatronic Lamp Brought to Life in Prison Cell
2	2 Vote	Fact-Free Fox News Is Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Librarian Lambasted for Allegedly Hitting Babies With Sticks
318	318 Vote	My Wife and I Are Both Physicists. Here's How to Leave the Bathroom