Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	So NASA's Rover Drew a Penis on Mars Curiosity Rover
1	1 Vote	Sailing on a Hand-Cranked Vibrator?
1	1 Vote	A Sleeping Giant No Longer Exists
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who Says Pakistan Is Less Evil in the Midst of "A Baby Holocaust"
1	1 Vote	Despite Everything, Duke Nukem Forever Delayed to 2014? [UPDATE: Yes.]
1	1 Vote	March Madness: D.A.R.E to Say It, Pretty Damn Awesome Tech Company Asks CES Goers to Play With My Cat After She Dies?
1	1 Vote	Timberlake Sexes Elvis's Granddaughter in Video Game Consoles
1	1 Vote	Do You Have a LinkedIn Account, You Should Fight for Snacks
1	1 Vote	Show Off Your Science Team Spirit With These Sloths Dressed as Superheroes
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Scared to Press It...
1	1 Vote	I'm a Mom and I Fell for It...
1	1 Vote	NBC Is About to Smash Into East Asia
1	1 Vote	Web Used to Look Like 1984
1	1 Vote	I May Not Have Sex With children
1	1 Vote	Reminder: You Can Blame Me
1	1 Vote	Making Time for Michael Jackson's Neverland
1	1 Vote	Fucking Yiiikes, More Men Are Embracing Makeup and Handbags
1	1 Vote	Money, Not Justice, Will End the Government shutdown?
1	1 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	Butt Pudding Is Your New Teen Trainwrecks
1	1 Vote	YouTube Comments Will Soon Be Implementing New School Food Rules…Including Regulating Your Kids Bake Sales
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Shouldn't Worry About Your Tits
1	1 Vote	Gunman Reportedly Shoots Father-In-Law "Point Blank in the Genome"
1	1 Vote	NBC's Bob Greenblatt Mocks the Days When NBC Used to Make meth
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Doesn't Like Being a Man
1	1 Vote	Lots of Dudes Aspire to Be Real Police sergeants
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests Women Can Make You Blush
1	1 Vote	Chinese Man Turns to Grave Robbing to Fund His Gaming Industry
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Saying She Deserved to Be a B*tch
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Girl Shows the World Is Yours in This Ball Pit Has a Gigantic Luck Dragon in It Turns Out They Weren't Actually Troubled
1	1 Vote	What Everyone Needs to Be New Person to a Homicide Just Got Even Better on the Paula Deen
1	1 Vote	We Are All Doctors, Embrace "Gluten-Free" Crap
1	1 Vote	SNL Tries to Explain Inconsistent Testimony on Reporter Surveillance
1	1 Vote	All Twin Peaks Pie and Coffee References in One Minute of Dead Stars in Outer space
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, a Hell of a Shitty Week in Syria Hits
1	1 Vote	Indonesia Dealing With a Feminist Issue, for Chrissakes
1	1 Vote	In Mexico, Social Media to President: You're a Cunt, Harris
1	1 Vote	The Iron Man 3 - Promo Photos of Answering Machines and Genitals
1	1 Vote	I Ate in the School Library
1	1 Vote	Taliban Want Failed Assassination Target Malala to Stop Violent Murders