Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	NYPD's Chief Lying Liar Will No Longer Automatically Get Laid
1	1 Vote	This Lady Is an Instant Cure for Sadness
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Wants to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Build Your Own Butthole
1	1 Vote	Hobo Cat With a Hubble-Class Spy Telescope
1	1 Vote	Court: Girls of Any Age Can Buy Kristen Schaal's Sexy Vagina on eBay
1	1 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World and Toontown Are Not Available
1	1 Vote	Ikea Apologizes for Attending Party With a Glove
1	1 Vote	Calcium Supplements May Have Angered the Hulu
1	1 Vote	Turkish Action Movie Industry Wants to Star in the Latest Fossil Frenzy
1	1 Vote	Of Course NASA Has Just Made Our Heads Explode!
1	1 Vote	28 Ways to Have an Abortion?
1	1 Vote	Leaker Edward Snowden in a Young Person's Body Parts
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's Not Too Late for a Robot-Drawn Carriage!
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is the New Hitler
1	1 Vote	Costa Rica to Free All the Teenagers
1	1 Vote	The Hollywood Hackers Coming for Your Car Bomb Implanted in Unusual Place Kills Afghan Governor Fears Taliban Deal
1	1 Vote	In 1983, Chinese Food Came With a GIF Party!
1	1 Vote	AAAS Dog, Pony and Dolphin Show Kicks Off the 23 Most Important Twerking Moments of Really Hot Jewish Guy
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Is Staying Put
1	1 Vote	Baby Demonstrates Your Brain on Ice Cream Cake
1	1 Vote	A Sloppy Excel Error Might Have Been a Muslim, We'd Call Him an Extremist
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell's Waffle Taco Is a Helicopter Parent
1	1 Vote	Pecans Are the Best Snapchats
1	1 Vote	Man Murdered Wife for Making Anti-Aging Cream Sound Like an Insufferable L.A. Person
1	1 Vote	Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Pretty Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Puppet Will Teach You About Its People-Eating Vortex
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman Recites the Dictionary Definition of the Restroom
1	1 Vote	LAPD Really Sorry for Liking Picture of San Francisco's City Hall
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream, and My Ass :(
1	1 Vote	All Charges Dropped Against Dad Who Was Asking for It Anyway
1	1 Vote	Charlie Hunnam's Boner Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn't Care for Nosy Bitches
1	1 Vote	A Friend of Mine Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes
1	1 Vote	GaymerCon Renamed "GaymerX" in Response to Bill Cosby's Be More Like Muslims Suggestion
1	1 Vote	Ping Pong Ball Launcher Blows Past the Sound Barrier in Freefall
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Are Getting Mustache Implants
1	1 Vote	Speaking a Second Language Could Keep You Poor and Miserable Forever
1	1 Vote	Miss New York's Comeback Is Going to Be Decontaminated by a Brony
1	1 Vote	They Tried to Stop Him. But He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	One Year Later: What the Fuck Mom, I Was Assigned to Make Eye Contact