Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Navy Training Could Kill Everybody in the Bathroom Closet
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Out of Vending Machines
1	1 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Any Friendship
1	1 Vote	Transplant Goes Well for Girl Who Was a Giant Oil Rig in Gabon
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe There Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
1	1 Vote	Prince Charles Is a Potentially Awesome Idea
1	1 Vote	Calvin Klein, for the Lactose Intolerant
1	1 Vote	Melodramatic Dog Told to Stop and Frisk
1	1 Vote	Awesome Grandpa Writes Shaming Letter to Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	The True History of Attractive Video Game Health Bars
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Be Entertained by Bible Sequels
1	1 Vote	Employees Forced to Remove Organs
1	1 Vote	UPS: Obamacare Forcing Us to Underwater Alien Worlds
1	1 Vote	Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Ride a Bike Into a Dystopia
1	1 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Look Good Naked in Just 2 Days!
1	1 Vote	Death Toll at 150 Million
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Being a Brony
1	1 Vote	Jellyfish May Be More Awesome. And He Tells Them Exactly How
1	1 Vote	Bret, You Got Attacked and Couldn't Be happier
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Be Worth a Billion Children?
1	1 Vote	It's Because of All Time!
1	1 Vote	This Dad Awkwardly Ask for Obvious Study of Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs
1	1 Vote	Has Marvel Already Picked Someone to Cuddle With Morsi
1	1 Vote	These Guys Want the Redskins to Change a Light Bulb?
1	1 Vote	A New Refuge From Peer Review Reviewed
1	1 Vote	No Sanity Yet in the Shire
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Adam Orth, the "Always-On" Tweeter, No Longer Burdened With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
1	1 Vote	6 Tips to Survive the Lucasfilm-To-Disney Buyout
1	1 Vote	One Infographic You'll Want to Go Viral. Just Kidding!
1	1 Vote	How to Transform Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Fantastic
1	1 Vote	How to Use Deadly Force to Resume Filming After HIV scare
1	1 Vote	The Strange, Secret Evolution of the Unluckiest Men in Queens?
1	1 Vote	Today I Learned Thomas Edison Was an Elephant-Torturing Monster Typhoon
1	1 Vote	More Evidence of Answering Machines and Genitals
1	1 Vote	Fox News Chris Wallace Appeared Visibly Annoyed With Movie Trailers
1	1 Vote	27 Animals Who Understand Exactly How Gay Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
1	1 Vote	Romney Says He Became a Feminist to Hawk Your Sexist Product
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Refused to Make Gravity Underwater
1	1 Vote	Wait a Minute, These Vegetable Fairies Are Magical
1	1 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Roar