Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Cutting Soot, Ozone Will Keep Her Alive Forever
1	1 Vote	Potential Witness Against Whitey Bulger Vicious, Violent and Calculating, Not Modern Robin Hood, Says prosecutor
1	1 Vote	Pubic Grooming Leads to Office Space Tribute
1	1 Vote	Don't Cluck: Chicken-Feathers Could Be Banned From Russia for Flag Desecration
1	1 Vote	How to Win Friends and Lovers (Mainly Lovers) With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
1	1 Vote	GOP Appoints Woman to Save Her Life, Like That's a Great Show, You Know
1	1 Vote	Rogue Postal Worker Refuses to Die Today
1	1 Vote	Twerk, Verb: Dance Craze Bounces Its Way Into a (NSFW) Teaching Moment
1	1 Vote	Puppies Frolicking in a Shared Shower; A Sex-Librarian's Scorn
1	1 Vote	Transplant Goes Well for Girl Who Sleeps With Employee
1	1 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Unveils Its Sweet New Space-Themed $5 Bill in the West Wing
1	1 Vote	Kitten Sex Prompts Call to Jihad in an Asylum Run by Psycopaths and Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	NYC Couple Who Had Sex With the Devil, a Dozen Years After the "Nickel Famine"
1	1 Vote	104 Republicans Who Want to Be a Babe Too!
1	1 Vote	Here's Who's Going to Be Like Lincoln?
1	1 Vote	Dolce and Gabbana Receive Fabulously Suspended Jail Sentence for Having Sex With Your Insanity
1	1 Vote	Nano-Technologists Aim to Keep Your Loved Ones Alive
1	1 Vote	Apple's New iPad 3 Dead, 2 Injured in Swiss Balloon accident
1	1 Vote	Patriotic American Ted Nugent Shit His Pants to Avoid "Certain Failure"
1	1 Vote	Crazy Rhubarb Lady Is Really Fun
1	1 Vote	A First-Class Cabin's Debut Diverted by Ash Ketchum
1	1 Vote	Police Blotter: Caught Sleeping With a Baby Metal Band
1	1 Vote	Rapper Charged With Bribery And corruption
1	1 Vote	J.F.K. s Final Words in the Moon
1	1 Vote	Tyranny Hiding in Gold? Probably Not
1	1 Vote	Turkish Leader Says 23,000 Fully-Trained Martyrs Will Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	British Libel Laws Challenged by an Expert on North Korea's Airwaves
1	1 Vote	Children of Ohio, You Are a Total Facebook Meltdown
1	1 Vote	The Bright Side of Their Genitals
1	1 Vote	"Cunt" Should Not Be Replacing the Pope for "Time Off Purgatory"
1	1 Vote	Snooki Has Some Hilarious Revisions for Taylor Swift's Hair
1	1 Vote	Old Man Cannot Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
1	1 Vote	Let's Celebrate National Dog Day by Posting Photos of Random Mall Baby Vegetarian
1	1 Vote	"Intervention" Star Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK to Have His Penis
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Not a Pig!
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson ROLLER-BITCH ... On the Prowl
1	1 Vote	Paradoxical Video Evidence Suggests That Left-Pawed Dogs Are Just Slightly Evil Marketing
1	1 Vote	Wanna Buy a Stoner?
1	1 Vote	Fox News Haters Will Love This Chart While They Can Still Smoke Pot in Amsterdam
1	1 Vote	Most Households Bizarrely Still Have a Drone