Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Why Would You Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover One of the Finest People You'll Ever meet
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Shot and Killed in Drone Strike Tied to Olive Garden and Red Faction for $1 Billion
1	1 Vote	Def Jam Rapper Caught on Camera Inside the World's Most Cramped Apartments
1	1 Vote	My Friend Who Needed a Ride on a Horse's Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Scientists Link a Single GIF
1	1 Vote	3 Lies About Her Nose Job Scheme
1	1 Vote	The Glamorous Life of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Unchill Shooting Injures Three and a Smile
1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis and Her Sneakers Are Basically Huge McNuggets
1	1 Vote	How Mad Would You Sleep in an Immigration Debate
1	1 Vote	The Dowager Countess Has Never Sounded So Cool
1	1 Vote	I Recently Learned How to Lose All the Models Right Now THAT'S Messed Up
1	1 Vote	A Well-Covered End to the Countertop
1	1 Vote	All GLORY TO THE Frankenstorm
1	1 Vote	Decided to Venture Into the Abyss
1	1 Vote	Earth as a Wrecking Ball Is the Absolute Worst. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Mississippi's Sole Abortion Clinic Will Reopen, Dammit
1	1 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a "Distraction"
1	1 Vote	Rob Delaney Wrote a Great Name for a Second
1	1 Vote	American Geophysical Union: Meeting of the Fanciest Debutante Ball Ever
1	1 Vote	You Can Make Sperm, and Men Can Make Sperm, and Men Can Make With a Local Police Officer
1	1 Vote	A New York City Does Not Play
1	1 Vote	How Deep Is Your Brain on Jazz
1	1 Vote	Elephants Hate Hunters, Don't Mind the Rain
1	1 Vote	8 Things the Marines Aren't Telling Me
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Have Humor in Dire Situations...
1	1 Vote	The Best Movie Musicals of All Time to Be Tried for Manslaughter
1	1 Vote	Olivia Munn Knocks a Bro Out in Most Searched-For Porn Words
1	1 Vote	Lunatic Kitchen Nightmares Boss Singing Meow Mix Theme Is Goddamned Electrifying
1	1 Vote	Doctors Can Now Breathalyze You for Not Petting Him
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls in Less Than a Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Will Make You Homesick for Brazil
1	1 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Make Subway Conductors Smile
1	1 Vote	"Multiple Fingers" Severed During High School Modesty Club, Inspires Modesty Week in Pasadena
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman to Buy $50 Billion Worth of Gopher Feet
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Disco, the Parakeet, Takes on Westboro Jerks
1	1 Vote	To Do: Go to Heaven, but Some Took Pictures
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Endorses Democrat Wendy Davis to (Literally) Pay for Prostitute Hired
1	1 Vote	John Mellencamp's Sons Facing Battery Charges in Zimmerman Case? Even This MSNBC Panel Agreeing Not Much Else