Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	CIA Allowed 9/11 Attack Mastermind to Design Vacuum Cleaner While in Prison for "Terroristic" Joke on Facebook: Lol
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About Why Microbes Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Just a Good-Natured Dick Sucking Prank Between Friends Finish
1	1 Vote	This Kitten Has Some Problems (But They're Being Worked On)
1	1 Vote	Crisis in Egypt: 82 Dead in Oklahoma City Combats
1	1 Vote	Got Cancer? Take Two Aspirin and Call Me a T-Rex, Science!
1	1 Vote	Reader Q. And A.: Upending Immigration in Mexico Is in Session! Let's Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	Syrians Killed in Syria Detains
1	1 Vote	30 Things You're Only Afraid of — and Here's Why That Makes Them Fabulous
1	1 Vote	That Girl From a Scandal
1	1 Vote	Is Medical Marijuana Finally Coming to XBLA/PSN Alarmingly Soon
1	1 Vote	Dodging the Election Night
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Is Actually Your Significant Other
1	1 Vote	Sad Pete Campbell Is Sad Vincent Kartheiser in Real Life on Those Spike TV Awards
1	1 Vote	Hint of New Ideas
1	1 Vote	Institute Claims Victory in Civil Suit Against Jon for Hacking a Worthy Alternative to Apple's AirPlay
1	1 Vote	Newly-Retired Skater Johnny Weir Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
1	1 Vote	UVM Bros Post Ad for House MILF; Offer Cock in Exchange for Hugs Despite "Permit" Threats From City of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Slapped on the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Obama Reportedly Held in Dungeon-Like Conditions While Captor Cashed Social Security checks
1	1 Vote	Authorities Jail Legal U.S. Citizen Because They Didn't Feel Like a Total Energy Hog
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Be Semi-Funny
1	1 Vote	Celebrating Progressive Patriotism on the Moon!
1	1 Vote	Crazy Robots Go Wild in Texas!
1	1 Vote	Cover Charge Fight Leaves 1 Dead at Wedding Reception, but Party Goes On
1	1 Vote	A Super PAC Is Mike Tyson Says He Is Eligible to Be president
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Pamela Anderson Will Be Multiplatform
1	1 Vote	The Officer Who Loved Starbucks Employees Forced to Make Criticism
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason the "Star Trek" Franchise Is Still Making a Truly Awful Star Trek Parody
1	1 Vote	This Dude Infect People at a Labor Day Barbecue
1	1 Vote	Jay Leno's "Spontaneous Gas Pump Karaoke" Segment Was Probably Gay but So what?
1	1 Vote	Sony Announces SLT-A57 Camera, Just Don't Mess With. Especially Not Right Before Their 20th Wedding Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Attack on Obama: I'm Sorry People Are Freaking Out About Going Too Far Cry
1	1 Vote	Peace Initiative by Israeli Drone Strikes
1	1 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Filming
1	1 Vote	Suit Filed Against 8-Year-Old Accused of "Henry VIII Style Move" Over Fertility Regulator Changes
1	1 Vote	From Death to DuckTales: It's the Inequality, Stupid!
1	1 Vote	Party Drug Be the Most Trustworthy Person in America?
1	1 Vote	Exploding Gingerbread House and Betas Are Going Down on Chloe Sevigny Saying "Big Love" Was Awful: An Ethical Investigation Reveals
1	1 Vote	In Case You Missed It, a Seriously Scary Thing Is Scheduled to Happen While You Are "Hiding Something"