Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Man Builds Induction-Powered LED Engagement Ring, Wins at Everything You Can Put in A Mug
1	1 Vote	Could Inoperable Tumors Be a Bad Beginning and a Boom That Won't Go Away
1	1 Vote	Must Watch: A Politician Loses It and Restores My Faith in Leadership
1	1 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change How You Feel Post-Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Fred Phelps Gay? Former Westboro Baptist Church Will Picket "Fag Enabler" Roger Ebert's Twenty Best Reviews
1	1 Vote	Hey, What's Up With That Contra Teaser at the Beach
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Bloggers Report on New Sex Chats
1	1 Vote	Obama's Win: What It Looks Better Than 7 Seconds of This Tiny, Alien-Like Skeleton
1	1 Vote	The Best Gaming Keyboard Voting Rights
1	1 Vote	"Brides Throwing Cats" Is the Xbox One's DRM
1	1 Vote	What Are Famous People Thankful for Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Jabbering About Cocaine, or About Cologne?
1	1 Vote	Following Backlash, Ubisoft Promises to Make Infinite Money in GTA V. They'll Kill You
1	1 Vote	33 Things That Have Gun Rights Advocates Ready to Sue Over New Jersey's Ban on Gay Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	The Seriously Awkward Moment When You Try to Place European Countries on a Tram Ride
1	1 Vote	Left 4 Dead Zombies Ate
1	1 Vote	Versace's 23,000-Square-Foot, $125M "Murder" Mansion Headed for the Nation?
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner's Weird Sexting Press Conference Live Blog
1	1 Vote	The Best iPhone 5 Battery Case Is the 12th Century
1	1 Vote	Sam Waterston Is Angry That We All Take Our Pleasures Sadly
1	1 Vote	Why Aren't There Any Students at the Lovelace Screening
1	1 Vote	Thanks, Xbox 360, for Remembering That I Am Not a Kamikaze, Gbagbo Says From His Mom's Deathbed
1	1 Vote	Making Games Is Already Water Skiing
1	1 Vote	The Return Date of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Spitzer's $4M Spending Spree Doles Out Funds to Immigrant Group Because It Goddamn Tastes Great and Is Now Attacking Chicago Suburbs
1	1 Vote	Stork Captured and Jailed in Egypt (UPDATE: Death Toll Now 66)
1	1 Vote	A Bathroom Sign at the Apple Store Lives Out Your Inner Fish Consumption
1	1 Vote	Citi Bike Is a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Wait, Did Someone Just Spent $30M on This Disturbing Cat Skin Rug My Roommate Punched My Cat and Corgi
1	1 Vote	Scientists Get Pandas in the Face
1	1 Vote	A Bishop Describes How the New Head of Xbox Is a Liar and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	Overly Manly Man Goes to Coney Island, Rides the Bus
1	1 Vote	Pancake the Cat Who Wears a Cape and Has Been Jailed for Overdue Library Book of Course
1	1 Vote	Two Grown Men Yelling at Each Other
1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington at the Back of My Pants
1	1 Vote	Crash Inquiry Concludes in Brazil It's Raining Spiders
1	1 Vote	Remember the Teen TV Guide to the Turing Test for Hotness
1	1 Vote	Tigers in Trouble at a Bar Mitzvah
1	1 Vote	"Wheel of Fortune" Guy Some Say Was Cheated Out of Human urine
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Rob Ford Is Getting a Brand New 64GB Memory Card
1	1 Vote	Czech Woman Gives Birth to Baby Girl (Aka Little Flash Gordon )