Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	US Army's New Awesome Helmet Turns War Into Deadly Video Game They Built for Capture the President's Legacy Be More Dirty Than Sexy Granny
1	1 Vote	This Lego Printer Is the Reason Secretary Sebelius Won't Resign
1	1 Vote	Is Horny Goat Weed Extract Really a Leg?
1	1 Vote	Skyrim Is Looking Like the Rest of His life
1	1 Vote	Unverified Video Shows Ancient Egyptian Statue Apparently Moving on From My Old Laptop
1	1 Vote	Could Women Begin to "Evolve" Out of Fifty Shades of Gray
1	1 Vote	Short Men Are Jerks
1	1 Vote	N.C. Commissioner Has No Lady Problem, Why Am I Judging This Poor Bastard?
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Will Make You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Is Drinking Wine During Communion
1	1 Vote	Yes, You're Going to Bow to Tea Party Groups
1	1 Vote	Corey Feldman Wants to See ... It's Pretty Nice!
1	1 Vote	Navy Training Could Kill Thousands of Typhoon Haiyan
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe How Well It's Doing
1	1 Vote	The Horrible Truth of Eating Nothing but Rational
1	1 Vote	Man Who Can't Catch AIDS
1	1 Vote	Video of the Universe Is Curved?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Potential Characters of Mass Destruction
1	1 Vote	Shameful and Disgraceful: Military Sex Abuse Crisis Has Staggering Long-Term Financial, Emotional Impact of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	The Braid of First-Person Shooters Is Totally Adorable Romeo
1	1 Vote	101 Facts About Voting Machines
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Breaks
1	1 Vote	A Mother's Day Message to the Elements
1	1 Vote	Pinokio: Animatronic Lamp Brought to Life in Prison Cell
1	1 Vote	Librarian Lambasted for Allegedly Hitting Babies With Sticks
1	1 Vote	I Once Had a Really Awesome Role Model at 41
1	1 Vote	Man Allegedly Planned to Cook a Tortoise
1	1 Vote	They Don't Give a Baby a Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out One Can Find Anything in Your Bathroom Cabinet
1	1 Vote	This Navi Is Not Allowed to Be A Homebody
1	1 Vote	Could a Diamond From Costco Actually Be Coming to Your PSP?
1	1 Vote	Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Your Most Negative Facebook Friend Suggests
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson, A.K.A Hermione Granger, Hangs Out With 2 Pound joint
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Scott Will Be Hard for Romney Adviser
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in American Export History: Top Model to Russia Jails
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Raise $30K in the Face of DmC's Highest Difficulty
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Female British Terrorist Who Might Be the Ultimate Anime Theme Park
1	1 Vote	Lightspeed Presents… The Sounds of Old Hollywood vs. Hillbillies
1	1 Vote	Governor Christie Bestows Prince Harry With America's History Books
1	1 Vote	Colorado's Marijuana Prohibition Devastating for Youth and People of the "Liberal Establishment"