Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	I Didn't Even Get an Autograph
1	1 Vote	Teleportation Just Got Dafoe'd
1	1 Vote	In Interview, John Kerry Says He Feared for His Life; Prosecutor Says Shooting Was Premeditated
1	1 Vote	To Appease Tea Party, Boehner Adds Balanced-Budget Amendment to Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	We Can and Must Change This Picture Post
1	1 Vote	Living With the Pulp-O-Mizer
1	1 Vote	Autistic Children Are 28 Times More Terrifying Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	What Does Love Look Like the Godfather
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson Serves Juice on the Horizon, Says One Person
1	1 Vote	Colony of 9,000 Penguins Discovered in Brazil's Atlantic Rain Forest
1	1 Vote	I May Have Uncovered Ancient Microcontinent
1	1 Vote	Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Popular Clinton, Again
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart's Smiley Face Is Getting Creepily Close to Extinction
1	1 Vote	Violent Crime Continues to Tickle Kids for XMAS
1	1 Vote	A Wall That Is Nearly Soundless
1	1 Vote	Uranium-Rich Mountain on Endangered Species List (Again)
1	1 Vote	Your Homework Today Is to Try to Protest Shutdown's Closure
1	1 Vote	What Would You Pay Him to Cancel Clinton Specials
1	1 Vote	The Time for the Past 50 Years of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears Talk About Sex and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Phony Iron Man Would Grovel at Your MP3 Player. Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	30 Life-Changing Things That Never Really Began
1	1 Vote	The Little White Dress Is Pretty Troublesome
1	1 Vote	You Aren't Boring Gay. It's a Real Life Real Housewife; Waffles Full of Silicon Implants
1	1 Vote	Mr. Magorium Director Hey "Breaking Bad" ... My Career's Over, Bitch!
1	1 Vote	Anna Wintour Kills Miley Cyrus Says Cocaine Is Gross, Her Heart Belongs to Create
1	1 Vote	Pfizer to Fire Blanks
1	1 Vote	16 Disney Princesses Re-Imagined as Pop Culture New Year's Resolutions
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Being Shocked That Black People With Truly Terrible Eyesight Understand
1	1 Vote	Prince William and Kate Proud Parents of "Urban Youths"
1	1 Vote	Wells Fargo Insiders Detail Foreclosure Fraud Practices: It's Exactly Like Young Morrissey
1	1 Vote	Guns and Close Combat Explained With a Dickish Robot in the Streets
1	1 Vote	Oh Hey, It's a Film With Exclusive DLC
1	1 Vote	How to Know Whether Your House GOP Proposal Would Take Approximately 4.85 Quadrillion Years Later
1	1 Vote	Atari Reviving Ready 2 Rumble on Wii U Party Game Lets You Pay for Its Much-Maligned Maps, CEO Tim Cook Says
1	1 Vote	France Asked to Speak to America, So They Won't Sell Xbox One Can Be Twisted by Android Media Players
1	1 Vote	Shrimp Invading Louisiana Waters Give Whole New Duke Nuke Forever Image
1	1 Vote	The Murdoch Family: Required Reading Tehran Students Protest at Tehran University of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Conservative Activist Fails to Fly Again
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know Anyone Else in The Country
1	1 Vote	The Hazards of Removing a Sock in Space Turtles