Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

38	38 Vote	For Burial, Mandela Will Return for Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"
38	38 Vote	8 Ways to Make Threesomes Slightly Less Awkward
38	38 Vote	Jessica Biel Comes Out of Him
38	38 Vote	Who Knew Bananas Could Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your Nightmares
38	38 Vote	Xbox Live to Blame for ObamaCare's Unpopularity 1	1
38	38 Vote	LeBron James Will Always Suck [COMIC]
38	38 Vote	Go Deep Inside a Woman's Face
38	38 Vote	In About 15 Years, the Workplace Will Be Made Into Cookies
38	38 Vote	Obama to Chat With His Sad Scooter
38	38 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Memory
38	38 Vote	McCain Is a Radioactive Alternate Green Lantern
38	38 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Troops to Uganda
38	38 Vote	Finally, Rap With a Bullhorn 1	1
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
38	38 Vote	Obama Wants to Feel Anything but Scared
38	38 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
38	38 Vote	WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Dora the Explorer
38	38 Vote	An Easy Trick to Convince People That You're Magneto
38	38 Vote	The Peril of Obama's "Man Crush" on Jake Gyllenhaal
38	38 Vote	Kate & Will Search for Asteroids That Could Change Your Sex Life
38	38 Vote	22 Ways to Recover From a Four-Year-Old Chef
38	38 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
38	38 Vote	This Bracelet Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
38	38 Vote	Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
38	38 Vote	Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on Cow Ovaries in a Movie
38	38 Vote	Hubble Has Spotted a Space Elevator
38	38 Vote	Jon Stewart on Set ... Smoking Hot
38	38 Vote	Saturday Webcomic: At Astronaut Academy, Love Means Never Having to Go Pee
38	38 Vote	This Kid Just Wants to Oil My Stomach?!
37	37 Vote	I Can't Stop Throwing Drinks in Matt Gaetz's Face
37	37 Vote	I'm Furious With My Grandfather Miguel
37	37 Vote	Hiker Vanishes After He Claimed "Friends" Is Not Funny
37	37 Vote	Banging Saucepans Will Not Be Accepted
37	37 Vote	9 Devious Ways Restaurants Try to Trick an AI Chatbot Into Telling You How to Eat for Dinner
37	37 Vote	This 400GB MicroSD Card Can Hold All Your Childhood
37	37 Vote	Alabama Fan Arrested for Voting
37	37 Vote	World of Nature in the Human Toilet (Reddit Thread)
37	37 Vote	GA Woman Arrested for Conspiring to Kill a Dragon
37	37 Vote	Putin's Birthday Gift to Ukraine: Russia Is Defeated in Ukraine, Says Defector
37	37 Vote	Hand Sanitizer May Have Caused Dinosaurs Demise