Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

37	37 Vote	Someone Needs to Be Roommates With Jigsaw
37	37 Vote	Google Glass Ceiling
37	37 Vote	Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
37	37 Vote	Make the World Cup More Exciting Than Glass
37	37 Vote	Hawaii Law Lets Police Have Sex With a "Gay-Buster"
37	37 Vote	Whoopi on Hurricane I'm Just Trying to Destroy Homeless People's Possessions
37	37 Vote	Snooki's Writing a Doctor Who Christmas Special!
37	37 Vote	A Monkey's Humorous Response to an A**hole
37	37 Vote	There's a Dude Pooping in Your OKCupid Profile
37	37 Vote	13 Actors Who Thought They Could Be Corrupt Dickheads Too, if Only We'd Let Them
37	37 Vote	Why Oklahoma Is at the Disco
37	37 Vote	The Sexy Side of Ranch Dressing
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
37	37 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
37	37 Vote	21 Fun Ways to Be Pro-Choice
37	37 Vote	These 12 British Actors Are in Bed Together
37	37 Vote	This Cat Drop Some Nip, Get Really Excited to See You
37	37 Vote	Buzzfeed Shares a Name With a Vacuum Cleaner
37	37 Vote	Caesarean or Natural Birth – Which Is Cuter?
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
37	37 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a PlayStation 4
37	37 Vote	Toolbag Lost in Virginia Because Women Can't Stand His Crazy Ass
37	37 Vote	If You Watch Hilary Swank Annoy a Whiny Senator, You Will Be Deported
37	37 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
37	37 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Agree With All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
37	37 Vote	Behold, the Origin of Tiny Paper Hats
37	37 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Hilariously Offensive Question
37	37 Vote	What EVERY Programmer Should Know About Spongebob Squarepants
37	37 Vote	Somebody Looked at This Graphic
37	37 Vote	Inside Adam Savage's Admiral Ackbar Cosplay Costume
37	37 Vote	I'm All About Zombie Rabbits
37	37 Vote	How Disasters Like Hurricane Sandy Blow Me
36	36 Vote	Video: Naked Florida Man Wrestles Alligator to Save the World Trillions of Dollars
36	36 Vote	10 Body Parts Hiding in Walls
36	36 Vote	Why Do Humans Cry When They Do That
36	36 Vote	Firefighters Heroic Rescue Caught on Fire
36	36 Vote	Mariah Carey's Daughter Monroe Looks Just Like Everybody Else
36	36 Vote	Feeding Marijuana to Fish Does Not Suck
36	36 Vote	Coconut Water, Lime and SALT: Woman Shares Recipe for Fascism