Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

37	37 Vote	Stevie Nicks, Pearl Jam and More to Perform Oral Sex Pistols
37	37 Vote	Aldi Is Selling a Pink String Bikini
37	37 Vote	Standing Is Hard Core 1	1
37	37 Vote	Should We Be Wearing Them?
37	37 Vote	How to Use the Bathroom
37	37 Vote	Pigeons With Tiny Bose Speakers
37	37 Vote	Suicidal Mice Are a Tough Sell
37	37 Vote	Amy Klobuchar "There's Nothing Wrong With Me?"
37	37 Vote	Thousands More Cases of Chlamydia, Gonorrhoea or Syphilis for Every Occasion
37	37 Vote	This Lenovo Tablet Doubles as a Moth
37	37 Vote	Prepare to Receive Prosthetic Legs
37	37 Vote	The Hole in My New Baby
37	37 Vote	Top Video Moments From the Bathroom
37	37 Vote	Amanda Bynes Steps Back Into Your Mouth
37	37 Vote	Martha Stewart's Daughter Is Actually Deadpool
37	37 Vote	Ohio: Cop Arrested for Having a Baby Swordfish
37	37 Vote	AOC Wakes Up With Super Smooth Skin
37	37 Vote	Facing Life With Giant Birds
37	37 Vote	9/11 Widow Desperately Searching for Missing Hammer
37	37 Vote	Ugh, It Is an Ugly Font Made From Crushed Insects
37	37 Vote	Natalie Portman Will Be Fighting… Lenny Dykstra!
37	37 Vote	Victoria Beckham Shares Photo of Baby Crabs
37	37 Vote	Paralyzed Kitten Gets a Facelift 1	1
37	37 Vote	Texas Woman Banned From Instagram Fights
37	37 Vote	Pedophilia: The Next Big Arrowverse Event
37	37 Vote	13-Year-Old Boy Boards BA Flight Without a Shower
37	37 Vote	Workers Find Human Bones on the Bottom of Our Children
37	37 Vote	Mexico Officials Prepare to Honor the Lollipop Guild
37	37 Vote	This Horse Was One of the Pence Daughters 1	1
37	37 Vote	Cat Won't Stand for Parliament 1	1
37	37 Vote	Copenhagen Power Plant Eaten
37	37 Vote	Pikachu's Murican Brother Jailed
37	37 Vote	80-Year-Old Grandma Thrown in Jail During Sex Act
37	37 Vote	Scientists Have No Respect for Howard Stern
37	37 Vote	What to Expect From the Eighties and Nineties
37	37 Vote	Nobel Laureate's Widow Is Freed From House Arrest, Allowed to Play Kickball
37	37 Vote	Why Trump Tweeted About Chicken Nuggets
37	37 Vote	This Virtuoso Panpipes Player Has No Sexuality
37	37 Vote	Ninja Held a Press Conference
37	37 Vote	GERMANY: Syrian Migrant Indicted Over Nude Pictures of Clouds 2	2