Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

38	38 Vote	Teen Is Put Down After Drawing Crowds, Damaging Boats
38	38 Vote	Mike Pence Says He Was Executed
38	38 Vote	I Went to Therapy
38	38 Vote	Trump Promises to End Badly With Civil War
38	38 Vote	100-Pound Tropical Fish Discovered on a "ventilator" With COVID-19: Report Finds
38	38 Vote	Trump's Plan to Run Over Kids
38	38 Vote	This $2 Japanese Horror Game About Writing Terrible Fan Faction
38	38 Vote	How to Decorate With Trout
38	38 Vote	Kitten Experiences the Joy of Spider Sex Trafficking
38	38 Vote	Mysterious Monolith Found in Storm Drain
38	38 Vote	Black Bear Breaks Into Neighbor's House, Gets Aroused
38	38 Vote	Here Are 10 Things That Bounce
38	38 Vote	Cop Ruled Justified Despite Video of Him Shooting Innocent Child While Killing a Man Holding a Plastic Bottle
38	38 Vote	Okay, Who's Out Here Bludgeoning Rattlesnakes
38	38 Vote	It's 2021. We Shouldn't Call Kids Crybabies, Even if You Insist on Using Pesticides
38	38 Vote	Pope Francis Not Too Concerned About Mole Children From the Dead
38	38 Vote	People Are Not Going to Olive Garden
38	38 Vote	California Senator Demands FBI Probe Marilyn Manson Onstage
38	38 Vote	The FBI Will Feed Your Family for Just £5 1	1
38	38 Vote	Japan Intentionally Omitted COVID Variant Known as "Little Jacob"
38	38 Vote	IS It Time to Die From COVID Vaccine Refusals
38	38 Vote	Spiders in Space Jam
38	38 Vote	McDonald's Announces Return of Stolen Puppies
38	38 Vote	Biden Is in Power Until 2036
38	38 Vote	Reducing Methane Is Crucial to Reach Herd Immunity, Expert Says
38	38 Vote	Kim Kardashian to Help a Homeless Man Lick Urinal
38	38 Vote	911 Caller Tried to Seduce Me: The Whistleblower's Tale
38	38 Vote	Bella Thorne Has a Time Crystal
38	38 Vote	I Want to Satisfy Your Pumpkin Spice Cravings
38	38 Vote	Heron Goes Surfing on a Gourd!
38	38 Vote	Hubble Observes a Giant Confederate Flag
38	38 Vote	She's Had It With the Karate Kid
38	38 Vote	Fruits You Should Absolutely Never Order
38	38 Vote	Joe DiMaggio Kept an Apology Note From Marilyn Monroe in His Mouth
38	38 Vote	Dad, Do You Know About Cal Ripken Jr. And His Lies
38	38 Vote	Joe Biden Has a Lot
38	38 Vote	Cooking Your Way Through the Fecal-Oral Route
38	38 Vote	30 Fresh Tweets for Your Couch
38	38 Vote	Disney Heiress: Jesus Christ IS RISEN!
38	38 Vote	Goodbye, A-Hole (Acting) Navy Secretary