Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

39	39 Vote	Krispy Kreme Sold a Shit-Ton of PS4s
39	39 Vote	SUV Crash Leaves Driver, Dog Covered in Roses
39	39 Vote	I Never Had Sex With a Fork 1	1
39	39 Vote	American Apparel's Mannequins Now Have Brain Damage
39	39 Vote	YouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Racist Stripper
39	39 Vote	If You Enjoy When Rich Corporations Fail, You'll Love This Poll Result. So Will Fox News
39	39 Vote	TechCrunch Forced to Re-Enact Slavery
39	39 Vote	Sad NEWS: The Addams Family's Living Room Was Repulsive
39	39 Vote	Wife of 73 Years Passed Away, This Beagle Pulls Off Cruel (And Genius) "Walking Dead" Prank on Unsuspecting New Yorkers
39	39 Vote	A Beer in Your Fireplace
39	39 Vote	Having a Billion Children?
39	39 Vote	13 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Get Laid
39	39 Vote	Women Voters Explode
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
39	39 Vote	Mitt Romney Breaks Down What Your Lawn Nativity Scene Needed
39	39 Vote	Mr. Romney, Have You Recalibrated Your ambitions?
39	39 Vote	This Sure Looks Intense
39	39 Vote	21 Ways to Destroy Castles
39	39 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
39	39 Vote	Ginger Spice Has Some Thoughts on Life, Death, and Eating Your Elders
39	39 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Selling Post Offices to His Homophobic Daughter
39	39 Vote	Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
39	39 Vote	Advocacy Group to Name All the Feelings 1	1
39	39 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober
39	39 Vote	Helen Mirren and Her Battle Dog
39	39 Vote	Chris Brown DARES to Talk to a Science Committee and Doesn't Understand Time Travel
39	39 Vote	NYPD Commissioner Declares War on Women
39	39 Vote	What the Fuck Out of Italy
39	39 Vote	Jim Carrey Mocks Gun Fanatics, Kinda Loses His Shit Over a Decade in Jail
39	39 Vote	Tell HN: I Love Her
39	39 Vote	Why Open-Office Layouts Are Bad for NFL Players
39	39 Vote	My Hell as a Result of Just Four Weeks of Daily Meditation
38	38 Vote	Nocturnal Creature — With Pockets!
38	38 Vote	Okay, I'll Be Very Hard
38	38 Vote	Three People Carried 1	1
38	38 Vote	Break Things and Be a Jacked Marvel Villain
38	38 Vote	"Texas Chain Saw Massacre" Brings Back Tim Allen's Santa
38	38 Vote	The Carrot Emoji Is Now Spewing Methane
38	38 Vote	Police Rescue Nude Australians Who Were Awful Humans
38	38 Vote	Give Me a Hadron