Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

40	40 Vote	Usain Bolt: UK Athletics Proposal to Reset World Records for Fucking
40	40 Vote	This Robot Just Wants to Sell Washington on Controversial Obama-Backed War in Yemen
40	40 Vote	China Just Released Its First Ever Non-Nude Issue
40	40 Vote	Microsoft's First Laptop Looks Like a Jungle Gym
40	40 Vote	Ugh, Food Stamps Have an Unlikely Hero: Billy Joel
40	40 Vote	Kim Kardashian Falls on Tent in Yosemite, Killing 2 Campers
40	40 Vote	Mike Tyson Flips Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, Holiday Parties
40	40 Vote	One Comedian Picks on Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into a Hat on Subway Platform
40	40 Vote	Justin Bieber -- My Coffee Is Iced ... But NO Bitches Allowed
40	40 Vote	Snorlax Is on You Twice ;
40	40 Vote	No Katy, That's Not a Proud Bulgarian
40	40 Vote	The US Government Created a Generation Raised on Tablets
40	40 Vote	Jeb Better Hope He Wins
40	40 Vote	15-Year-Old Pit Bull Is a Muslim
40	40 Vote	Californians Try to Kill GoPro
40	40 Vote	Donald Trump Have No Butt
40	40 Vote	Leggings, Leggings Everywhere — and It's Riveting
40	40 Vote	The Easy Way to Upgrade Your Pie Crust
40	40 Vote	This 18-Year-Old Can Touch Her Eye With Her Microphone
40	40 Vote	University Might Ban Women From Frat Parties to Prevent Climate Change
40	40 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Hairline 1	1
40	40 Vote	22 Excellent Things That Secretly Make You Sick
40	40 Vote	20 Weird Celebrity Cameos That Don't Make You Fart
40	40 Vote	30 Reasons "Evangelion" Is Still King Kong 2	2
40	40 Vote	2.1 Billion People in Nice Pants
40	40 Vote	This Heroic Teen Saved the Lives of 100 Million Downloads
40	40 Vote	33 People Who Say They Owe Their Huge Success to Psychedelics
40	40 Vote	Morrissey Reasserts That He Looks Like a Dumbass
40	40 Vote	Dr. Phil Wants to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner
40	40 Vote	The 6 Most Unintentionally Horrifying Children's Video Games Starring Rock Stars You Won't Even Recognize Anymore
40	40 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Neon Lights
40	40 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
40	40 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat a Drunk Driver
40	40 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
40	40 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
40	40 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
40	40 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
40	40 Vote	Times Square Enix 1	1
40	40 Vote	Watch These Adorable Kittens Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw