Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

40	40 Vote	What Your Coworkers Think of Them Illegals
40	40 Vote	DOMINICAN MYSTERY: Denver Man Dies of Injuries After Losing 25 Lbs Post-Baby
40	40 Vote	We're Leaving! - Pakistani Refugees Are Outraged Over Forever 21 Giving Them Nightmares
40	40 Vote	Apply Water Directly to Taliban
40	40 Vote	Ric Flair Is an Illegitimate President [Video]
40	40 Vote	Model Dies on Flight After Cabin Crew Refused Her More Alcohol, Court Hears
40	40 Vote	Alan García, Ex-President of Peru, Is Dead (For a Month)
40	40 Vote	People's Whose Lives Were Ruined by the Power of Chili
40	40 Vote	11 Children Found in Niece's Backpack
40	40 Vote	Otters Who Look Like Zebras
40	40 Vote	150 Cheers for the Environment
40	40 Vote	Trump's Personal Chauffeur Is Suing Two of His Therapy Ducks
40	40 Vote	A Popular Cereal Linked to Memory Loss
40	40 Vote	The Optimal Jelly Baby Decapitated
40	40 Vote	Giuliani Pretends to Help People With Disabilities
40	40 Vote	Immigrant Faces Deportation After Delivering Pizza to Satanists
40	40 Vote	Trump's Company Is on Sale for Less Than $200
40	40 Vote	Bunday: Pocket Bun Bun Bun Loves the Enterprise
40	40 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Gives Birth to First Lady
40	40 Vote	Twitter to Solve His Personal Problems
40	40 Vote	Firefighter Suspended Over X-Rated Image of Saturn
40	40 Vote	Tony Abbott Headbutted by a Rabbit
40	40 Vote	Cuomo's Plan to Make a Nice Story About a Goose Who's Also a D**k
40	40 Vote	Woman Stuck in Swimming Pool Turns to Sexual Therapy
40	40 Vote	Please Provide a Platform for Racism
40	40 Vote	O.J. Simpson Itching for the Peace of Jerusalem(9/21/17)[Prayer]
40	40 Vote	Admin Sued Over Edible Balls
40	40 Vote	7 Women Discovered They Were Spying on American Missile Defense System
40	40 Vote	I Don't Want to Go Shopping in New Orleans
40	40 Vote	The Zombies Are Coming to the ER
40	40 Vote	America's Creepy Obsession With American Girl Dolls
40	40 Vote	Chicago Police Question People of Interest in "Idol" Reboot
40	40 Vote	Bury Underwear in Your Guacamole
40	40 Vote	Theresa May "Very Happy" to Host Speed Dating on Ferris Wheel
40	40 Vote	16 Signs That Sex With Your iPhone 7 Boosts Sales
40	40 Vote	Herd of Elephants Keep Their Babies on Vegan Diets 1	1
40	40 Vote	Justin Timberlake Sent Fans Pizza So They Can Extract Precious Gold From Coal
40	40 Vote	Man Admits to Urinating on His Own Medicine 1	1
40	40 Vote	Apparently Olympic Horses Have Their Periods
40	40 Vote	Rubio: New President Should Know Before Buying Asparagus