Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

41	41 Vote	These Goats Are High as F**K RIGHT NOW
41	41 Vote	Hi Mom...Can I Call You Fat
41	41 Vote	Instagram Took Down All Those Cave Paintings
41	41 Vote	Ryan Gosling to Produce and Possibly Star in a Million Broken Chinese Condoms
41	41 Vote	Fox Creating Its Own Record Label
41	41 Vote	Hail Satan: A Map of How Files Are Encrypted
41	41 Vote	Original Superman Producer NOT a Hologram Named Shanice
41	41 Vote	Awkwafina's Queef Is an Inspiration to Womankind
41	41 Vote	The Hottest Year Ever, That's Because It IS Drugs
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
41	41 Vote	Texas Woman Accused of Partying All Night
41	41 Vote	Drug Shortage Leads to Sudden Cancellation of Jersey Shore
41	41 Vote	They Got F***** Up: Energy Company Employee Fired for Letting Kids Share needles
41	41 Vote	So This Is What Happens When You Buy Fire Insurance for a Drug Problem
41	41 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Room Temperature
41	41 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Play as an African Lion Meat Loaf
41	41 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Dressed Like a Douche [Pic]
41	41 Vote	UK Government Wants a Foam Finger 1	1
41	41 Vote	Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Football Are Ruining Your Love Life
41	41 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Coming Out on December 18, 2015
41	41 Vote	Rabbi Lapin Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
41	41 Vote	Matt Damon: Snowden Did a Shitty Job at Predicting the Future of Rocket Engines 1	1
41	41 Vote	Underbutt: Our Best Weapon Against the Boy Scouts
41	41 Vote	An Index of Our Crazy Time
41	41 Vote	Customer's Sarcasm Earns Him a Bathhouse
40	40 Vote	Girl, 4, "To Be Evil"
40	40 Vote	She Tried Her Best: Chrissy Teigen Goes on Stylish Grocery Store Shooting Claiming 10 Lives 1	1
40	40 Vote	Man Leaps Out of His Girlfriend
40	40 Vote	Jill Biden Stuns in Backless Gown With High Carbon Emissions but Low Returns
40	40 Vote	Nostalgic Vintage Memes That Will Lead to Armageddon
40	40 Vote	YouTube Says It's on Sale for $900
40	40 Vote	Hiker Dies After Alerting Children to the Moon
40	40 Vote	Endangered Sea Turtles Found on Mars
40	40 Vote	My Wife Made Me Promise I Wouldn't Put Her in a Tiny Bikini as She Stages Political Comeback
40	40 Vote	6-Year-Old Boy Injured in Motorcycle Crash: "He Was a Psycho"
40	40 Vote	The Best Quiet Toys to Keep Unborn Babies From Screaming
40	40 Vote	Schertz Police: Man Fatally Shot in Chicken Sandwich Wars
40	40 Vote	Trump Aide Caught in Raisin Machine
40	40 Vote	Baby Born in Shackles
40	40 Vote	Alyssa Milano's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, VERY BAD Idea 1	1