Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
42	42 Vote	How One Guy Is Responsible for the Geek in Your Pants
42	42 Vote	Disabled Man Sues Doctor After Implant Leaves Him With a Dog With 2 d***s
42	42 Vote	College Bro Picks Up a Frying Pan Like It's a Joint
42	42 Vote	Kentucky to Become a Flamingo
42	42 Vote	Taliban Claim to Be Semi-Funny
42	42 Vote	Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Perfect Quadruple Backflip
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
42	42 Vote	Should Atheists Be Allowed to Keep Traditional Manly hats
42	42 Vote	Game of Thrones, Now With Extra Poop!
42	42 Vote	Rapper's Instagram Pics Lead to New RPG Franchise
42	42 Vote	Man Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Internet Creatures
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
42	42 Vote	Shakespeare Was Kind Enough to FREAK-DANCE!
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
42	42 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
42	42 Vote	The Fatness of James Deen's Evil Penis
42	42 Vote	Quadrocopters Build a Human
41	41 Vote	The Cat Believes His Human Is an Authentic Midwest Delicacy
41	41 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Getting Better at Mind-Reading
41	41 Vote	America Has Too Many Remakes?
41	41 Vote	I'm Frank Sinatra, and I'm Perfect for Snacking
41	41 Vote	The La Brea Tar Pits Are Full of WORMS
41	41 Vote	How to Get a Modern California Home Built to Beat the Giant Mutant Spider Dog!
41	41 Vote	Here's Your Chance to Tell Santa About "poopy Pants" Graffiti Spree 1	1
41	41 Vote	Joe Biden: I Don't Know What I'm Doing
41	41 Vote	Police Chief Arrested for Forcing K-9 to Maul Compliant Man for 4 Weeks
41	41 Vote	"Fuck" Belongs to Missing Man, Georgia Police Say. Now, Brother Is Charged 1	1
41	41 Vote	Whatever Happened to the 1980s and 1990s
41	41 Vote	Help! My Friends Don't Think I'm Broke. I'm Not
41	41 Vote	Senate OKs Fast-Track of COVID Spread
41	41 Vote	Biden Vows to Defy Biden's Vaccine Mandate
41	41 Vote	Woolly Mammoth Urged to Undergo Psychiatric Tests (Over Twitter Tweets)
41	41 Vote	A Baby Bear From a Planet Called Squeetor
41	41 Vote	A Year of Prestige Peen
41	41 Vote	US Hospitals Not "Adequately" Prepared for Next Skating Season
41	41 Vote	China Tells Citizens Not to Appear
41	41 Vote	Ryan Seacrest, 46, Is Dating Kanye West!
41	41 Vote	Brazil Gang Leader Known as Princess Leia Is Quickly Gaining Traction