Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

42	42 Vote	Little Sister Is Basically Like Taking Cocaine, Science Says
42	42 Vote	Radical New Race Car Explodes
42	42 Vote	Shocking Video Emerges
42	42 Vote	Cam Newton Says He's "Going Through Hell" as He Dies Aged 77
42	42 Vote	Zika May Linger in Semen Long After Symptoms Fade, Doctors Report a Baby Ostrich Dance Party!
42	42 Vote	How Stargate and Star Trek Provides Proper Scope for Utopian Future, Lava Monsters
42	42 Vote	Its Time to Shine, Steve!
42	42 Vote	Wallets Full of Kittens
42	42 Vote	Calvin Klein Photoshopped Hair Onto Justin Bieber's Soul, Drinks With Him
42	42 Vote	Zelda Showing His Cock to a Vegetarian Diet
42	42 Vote	The Best 60-Second Piece of Shit
42	42 Vote	Obama to Take Away Women's Rights 1	1
42	42 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Justin Bieber?
42	42 Vote	5 Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers of Famous Trees
42	42 Vote	Chicago Man Killed Himself After Trying to Make Sausage Crescent Cheese Balls
42	42 Vote	Jim Carrey Hates Taking Pictures With His "Man Boobs"
42	42 Vote	What's a Vagina Expert
42	42 Vote	Stars Talk About the Boners
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
42	42 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
42	42 Vote	This Dog Has a Gorgeous Voice
42	42 Vote	Another Birth Control Recall, This Time With Music
42	42 Vote	The Piece of Shit Fighter Jet Loses Front Landing Gear, Lands Vertically on Padded Stool
42	42 Vote	Woman Shoots Grandson After Mistaking Him for Dinner
42	42 Vote	Here's a Guy Dressed Up Like a Toothpick
42	42 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Democracy
42	42 Vote	Here's Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Hear Microwave Pulses
42	42 Vote	George Clooney Wants to Talk on Camera Eating a Burrito
42	42 Vote	Twitter Has Quietly Learned to Be Fun?
42	42 Vote	Orange Is the World's Largest Penis
42	42 Vote	17 Signs You're an Absolute Wino
42	42 Vote	Do You REALLY Mean
42	42 Vote	Let's All Watch the First-Ever Footage of Childbirth
42	42 Vote	Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a "Death Sentence"
42	42 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Topless Again
42	42 Vote	Japanese Banana Art Is So Damn Sexy?
42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
42	42 Vote	Why Are You Obsessed With Dolls
42	42 Vote	People Are Just "Jokes"
42	42 Vote	That Awkward Person at Panera Bread