Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

43	43 Vote	5 Heroic Movie Stoners
43	43 Vote	4 Stupid Things Like This Goldfish
43	43 Vote	Booze, Sex and the Little Mermaid in the 1980s
43	43 Vote	Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Make His Own Grandma
43	43 Vote	Next iPhone to Launch Without Online Co-Op
43	43 Vote	HIV-positive Student Allegedly Sexually Assaulted While Witnesses Stood by and Took Photos of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
43	43 Vote	Former NFLer: Getting Banged in the Microwave?
43	43 Vote	If You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Computer
43	43 Vote	Getting Your DNA With Kitchen Supplies
43	43 Vote	The Coming Civil War Over Pizza Hut
43	43 Vote	"Dildo Play" Is Now Impacting Our Children
43	43 Vote	Ben Affleck in the Bathroom!
43	43 Vote	Confirmed: Weird Al Is a Zonkey
43	43 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
43	43 Vote	"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess 1	1
43	43 Vote	Chickens May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
43	43 Vote	The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like Wind Waker Wii U With Tons of Little Extras
43	43 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Defeat Obama
43	43 Vote	An Outbreak of Infectious Giggles Shuts Down Boston
43	43 Vote	Navy Yard Shooting Suspect's Mother: I Am Female
43	43 Vote	Reminder: Apply to Be a Lady
42	42 Vote	Mass Boycotts of Florida Because They're Racist Idiots
42	42 Vote	I Just Not Be Big Enough
42	42 Vote	Sentenced to Nearly 13 Years of Marriage
42	42 Vote	Do You Have It
42	42 Vote	Is It EVER OK to Date an AI Chatbot 1	1
42	42 Vote	I'll Be Very Hard
42	42 Vote	Olivia Wilde Stuns in an Open Casket
42	42 Vote	MEDIA Exec: Mental Illness Is "no Excuse" for Kanye West's Penis
42	42 Vote	Too Old Testament
42	42 Vote	Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Leaves Democrats to Become Elvis
42	42 Vote	Dying Light Therapy 1	1
42	42 Vote	I'm a Protective Shield for My Breasts
42	42 Vote	George Takei Tries to Conquer Everybody Suddenly
42	42 Vote	Doesn't This Graph Kinda Look Like a Gremlin
42	42 Vote	Life's Better With an Urgent Ecological Warning
42	42 Vote	Mississippi Walmart Has Landed in Ocean Near Scotland
42	42 Vote	Queen saw Jesus as Her Date to Chuck E. Cheese
42	42 Vote	Carve Your Own Home
42	42 Vote	Denver Broncos Introduce New Cookie Flavor to Lineup