Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

44	44 Vote	Hector "Macho" Camacho Very, Very, Very, Very Gay
44	44 Vote	For Boy Scouts, Last Chance to Exact Calculated Revenge on Woody Allen
44	44 Vote	Hope for Peace in Syria, but Don't Expect Rock Band 4 Anytime Soon
44	44 Vote	Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault
44	44 Vote	Every Biblical Argument Against Crocs
44	44 Vote	Baby's Reaction to the Racist Abuse Scandal Continues Apace
44	44 Vote	Arkansas Mother Outraged After Discovering Flirtatious Note on Starting Array Indices at 0 (Pdf, 1982)
44	44 Vote	Ubuntu's Plans to Kill a SEAL
43	43 Vote	I'm Proud of Myself Online
43	43 Vote	VIDEO: Mom Gives Birth to Third Child Molester 1	1
43	43 Vote	Are Robots and AI Really Going to Be Back on Speaking Terms
43	43 Vote	We Want to Be Put Down
43	43 Vote	I Feel Quite Cross That Evolution Denied Me a Car
43	43 Vote	37 Fun Products for Your Own GRAVE
43	43 Vote	Bill Gates Was an Uber Driver. Now He's in Jail or Exile
43	43 Vote	Barney the Purple Dinosaur Was the Reason Russia Formed
43	43 Vote	RECOMMENDED — a Rare & Terrifying Condition
43	43 Vote	Quick Look: The Last Time You See Me Alive
43	43 Vote	4,400 Year Old Egyptian Tomb Discovered in Siberia
43	43 Vote	Another Day, Another Baby Monkey
43	43 Vote	Apple Doesn't Give a Sh*t!
43	43 Vote	This Stapler Totally Looks Like Paul Rudd
43	43 Vote	Diamond Princess Cruise Ship Almost Crashes Into Maryland Home Depot
43	43 Vote	Elvira, Mistress of the Coronavirus
43	43 Vote	HELP! I'm in a Tizzy
43	43 Vote	Rand Paul Says He Learned English by Watching Robots
43	43 Vote	POLL: People Like Me, Will "Kill Me" 1	1
43	43 Vote	The Louvre Just Launched a Men's Collection
43	43 Vote	As of Midnight, Texas Is Living in New York State
43	43 Vote	Theresa May Risks Defeat as She Poses in Nude Underwear
43	43 Vote	Melinda Gates Announce Divorce After 27 Years of Ridicule
43	43 Vote	In Vastly White Iowa, Black Dems Poised to Deliver Cargo to Lunar Gateway Moon Outpost
43	43 Vote	15 Incredible World Events That Are Full of Protein
43	43 Vote	Here's What Happens to You, You're Eating Too Much Noise
43	43 Vote	Donald Trump Got Your Toes
43	43 Vote	An Updated Version of "Call Me by Your Crap"
43	43 Vote	Biden Has Kept His Creativity Flowing for 25 Minutes
43	43 Vote	Jaguar Driver Smashes Into Boy, 3, Beams With Joy When He Died
43	43 Vote	Woman Opens a Nail Salon Exclusively for Men to Change the Default Font in Microsoft Word
43	43 Vote	We Will Spend $1,400 to Fight Coronavirus Vaccine