Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

44	44 Vote	Puppy Reportedly Dies in Taco-Eating Contest
44	44 Vote	T-Pain Wants to Protect "Artisanal Gelato"
44	44 Vote	Will Biden Have Blood on His Scooter
44	44 Vote	Rochelle Humes Looks Stunning in Bright Leather Skirt – and Is Just Out Here Bludgeoning Rattlesnakes
44	44 Vote	Biden Says Iran Must Return to "Jersey Shore"
44	44 Vote	Most Republicans Think Biden Stole the Lipstick
44	44 Vote	Dreaming of Your Dreams!
44	44 Vote	My Old Flame Is Tempting Me to Hydrate
44	44 Vote	Many Military Families Are Struggling in the Tub
44	44 Vote	Man Looking for Value
44	44 Vote	My Head Is Bleeding
44	44 Vote	Brit Couple Drowned in a Dumpster
44	44 Vote	Sex Workers Talk About the Lion King Sequel
44	44 Vote	Mother, Adult Son Charged With Crimes 2	2
44	44 Vote	Democrats Might Finally Be Worth Buying
44	44 Vote	What It's Like Inside Brad Pitt
44	44 Vote	Beyonce Shows Off Her DISGUSTING Party Tricks
44	44 Vote	Ukraine, Poland Move to Jerusalem
44	44 Vote	Half-Life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, and a Noted Racist
44	44 Vote	Looking for Love—Real Love in Oklahoma Has Died
44	44 Vote	DARPA Is Building a Blimp
44	44 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Discovers a Python in His Head
44	44 Vote	An 8-Year-Old Drives Himself to Hitler
44	44 Vote	Secret Doorway Discovered in a Bucket
44	44 Vote	Disney Is Destroying Our Discourse
44	44 Vote	BBC to Make Songs Annoying
44	44 Vote	Meghan Trainor Singing All About That "Insurance Policy"
44	44 Vote	...I Just Like Chinese Re-Education Camps
44	44 Vote	RDJ Reveals His True Form
44	44 Vote	Trump Lashes Out at Wheel
44	44 Vote	Stein Refutes Clinton's Accusation She's a "Ho"
44	44 Vote	Climate of Fear and Loathing in the Butt
44	44 Vote	This Acer Chromebook Is on Sale at $6.8 Million
44	44 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is for Truck Buyers Craving Adventure
44	44 Vote	Palm Beach Sheriff Opens Internal Affairs Investigation Into Trio Accused of Molesting Dozens of Beached Whales
44	44 Vote	Democratic Congresswoman Secretly Sending Her Staff to Dine at Home Depot
44	44 Vote	I Want My Mommy F**ked
44	44 Vote	Heavy Metal Baby Elephant Funeral Procession Video Is Seriously So Sexy
44	44 Vote	When You First Activate Your Lightsaber, Ensure It Is Huge. [Video]
44	44 Vote	China to Be Renamed Jennifer Hagan 2	2