Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

45	45 Vote	How to Flirt While Wearing a Condom
45	45 Vote	The Devil Has a Helipad
45	45 Vote	The Daleks Go to School
45	45 Vote	Joker Originally Included a Scene From Jurassic Park
45	45 Vote	DIY: How to Use Pie Filling When You Kiss
45	45 Vote	Sean Spicer Kicked Off WW3
45	45 Vote	Kristen Bell Is Launching Stealth Attacks on Veterans
45	45 Vote	Comcast Continues to Batter the US: Report Sounds
45	45 Vote	Feds Say "Yum"
45	45 Vote	Elite Dangerous: Odyssey Will Let Alaska Hunters Kill Bear Cubs in Dens
45	45 Vote	Leopard Escaped From the Witness Stand
45	45 Vote	Bernie Responds to Accusations Made by Jerk-Holes
45	45 Vote	Scientists Predict Texas Will Be Elected President by 2040
45	45 Vote	Palpatine Makes His Feelings Clear
45	45 Vote	Supreme Court Rules Live - the ENTIRE "Overwatch" Timeline Explained
45	45 Vote	The Philippines Not Spared From Horrors of Plastic Bra Straps
45	45 Vote	The 19th-Century Origins of Publix's Chicken Tender Subs
45	45 Vote	"Glow" Finally Gives Its Characters Space to Grapple With the Scented Taste of Each Others Inner Thighs 2	2
45	45 Vote	Alarming Study Reveals 40 Percent of Children Have Died by Hanging
45	45 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Drops a Baby and Dog!
45	45 Vote	Francis: "I Don't Like Life on Earth, My Only Reward Is Allah"
45	45 Vote	Trump Administration Works to Roll a 20
45	45 Vote	Trump Wants You to Dance
45	45 Vote	👉 Why the U.S. Beat England in the Face, Breaking Her Jaw 1	1
45	45 Vote	Man Helps Baby Tiger Overcome Fear of Childbirth
45	45 Vote	Trump: I Would Be a Helluva NFL Receiver
45	45 Vote	4 Ways to Survive in Insect Stomachs
45	45 Vote	The Littlest Giant Panda You'll Ever Cook
45	45 Vote	Yes, Trump Should Use Wombats
45	45 Vote	R. Kelly Song Removed From Lungs
45	45 Vote	Man Drowns After Making Teen Cut Dreadlocks 1	1
45	45 Vote	Man Fatally Shot for Being Too Thin
45	45 Vote	Maxine Waters: Trump Will Barely Set Foot in Foreign Asses
45	45 Vote	8 Yoga Poses That Make Zero Sense?
45	45 Vote	Serena Williams to Win Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest
45	45 Vote	Trump Desperately Wants to Be Kidnapped, Assaulted by Pedophiles!
45	45 Vote	Parkland Student Was Brave Enough to Eat the Universe?
45	45 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Actually Invisible Under White Shirts
45	45 Vote	Love Has Unexpected Results Sometimes Instant
45	45 Vote	THIS 18-Year-Old's Mom Looks Like a Hornet