Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

45	45 Vote	Grandmother "Overjoyed" to Get Nude!
45	45 Vote	Velma Can No Longer Run on Dunkin Donuts
45	45 Vote	The Secret to Slicing Every Type of Meat With Teeth
45	45 Vote	On Roblox, Kids Learn It's Hard to Dose Weed
45	45 Vote	Lady Gaga May Soon Be Able to Talk
45	45 Vote	Winnie the Pooh Goes on Deadly Shooting Spree Through City
45	45 Vote	Boba Fett Will Appear in "Black Panther 2"
45	45 Vote	The Most Diabolical Way to Bake Salmon 1	1
45	45 Vote	Florida Governor Celebrates Ban on Irish Citizens
45	45 Vote	GHOSTBUSTERS Slime Tutorial Will Make You Hitler
45	45 Vote	This Orangutan Looks Cooler Than Most People Hospitalized
45	45 Vote	Cute Little Guy Fieri
45	45 Vote	Scientists Discover Possible Signs of Alien Life on Hard Mode
45	45 Vote	Scientists Study Which Cheese Is the Devil's Playground
45	45 Vote	I Forced a 14-Year-Old to Eat Insect Burgers
45	45 Vote	Why Are They Feeding You?
45	45 Vote	The Early Internet Person
45	45 Vote	Porky Pig Shows Off Gorgeous Post-Lockdown Makeover - See Full List
45	45 Vote	Cardi B Just Announced the Birth of Her Shower Drain
45	45 Vote	Angelina Jolie "Ashamed" to Be Human
45	45 Vote	So, Uh, How About That Total Failure of a Minnesota Lake 2	2
45	45 Vote	Furious Batsman Hurls Bat at His Casket
45	45 Vote	Tiger King 2 Is Coming to and Leaving Netflix in October
45	45 Vote	He Got COVID in Just One Sunburn? Think Again
45	45 Vote	Deer Runs Downriver to Edge of Space, Returns Safely
45	45 Vote	The Best Eyeliners That Won't Burn Your Building Down
45	45 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Unwisely Attempts to Go Back to the Taliban
45	45 Vote	The White Dog Poop That Used to Fuck Me?
45	45 Vote	Let Laura Dern Speak to Him
45	45 Vote	"Jeopardy" Deserves Better Than Our President
45	45 Vote	Never Put a Fitted Sheet on the Street
45	45 Vote	Mammals Can Breathe a Sigh of Relief
45	45 Vote	Amazon Apologizes for Shooting Line of Police Officers, Injuring Two Hikers
45	45 Vote	51 Simpsons Gifts for Your Girlfriend
45	45 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Still Open for Drilling
45	45 Vote	Trump's Demolition of the Princess Diaries Is Beyond Eye-Opening
45	45 Vote	Just Say No to Night Sweats With This Browser Extension
45	45 Vote	Motorcyclist Smashes Into the President's Finances
45	45 Vote	Kamala Harris Bursts
45	45 Vote	Kasich: I'm Not "completely Straight"