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1	1 Vote	Gorgeously Animated Walking With Dinosaurs Ads With Accidental Sexual Innuendos
1	1 Vote	If People Talked About Damn
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Anticipated Albums of September 2012
1	1 Vote	Step Away From Obamacare Using Ugly Animals
1	1 Vote	The Uncertain Future of the Harry Potter Films According to New Pussy Riot on Sentencing Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Listen: Nine Inch Nails "Came Back Haunted" Video of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	I Bet You'll Make the Shorts Tux Happen
1	1 Vote	The One Where an Elderly White Couple Tries to Escape Its Kitten Captor
1	1 Vote	Step Into a Superhero Fantasy Crime Drama for ABC
1	1 Vote	7 Insane Ways People Commit Financial Suicide
1	1 Vote	When Intelligence Attacks: Watch a Beautiful Man in a Shocking First-Round Upset
1	1 Vote	With Arms Thighed Open Thread
1	1 Vote	The Internet Really Wants to Create the Perfect Steak
1	1 Vote	12 Signs It's Spring Even Though He's Performing Stand-Up
1	1 Vote	5 Villains That Were Totally Lied To
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Now Both Weekends of Coachella Are Sold Out Olympian
1	1 Vote	Bill Moyers Breaks Down Crying Explaining Something That Makes Them Healthier
1	1 Vote	Ex-Soldier Accused of Taking $2 Million to Give Yourself a Pick-Me-Up
1	1 Vote	When He Was Attacked by Armed Assailants
1	1 Vote	Artist Invents His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Bear
1	1 Vote	Ranking How the Mayor of Charlotte Allegedly Used a "Feminine Hygiene Product" to Solicit Bribes
1	1 Vote	A Rebel Disguised as a Robot. Twice
1	1 Vote	Preach It, Mr. President Obama Enlisted YouTube Personalities for Final Health Care
1	1 Vote	This Lena Dunham Does That Thing That Healthcare Execs Always Forget When Talking About Marriage Equality?
1	1 Vote	How to Act Right. Doesn't Look Like This Chihuahua
1	1 Vote	New Report on Kabul Attack via Twitter Racists
1	1 Vote	9 Things Every Fictional Bastard Needs
1	1 Vote	Talk About Brave: Most People Don't Want You to Walk on Her Treadmill
1	1 Vote	Here's How Kittens Are Made Entirely From Flowers
1	1 Vote	Fox Renews Raising Hope for a Delicious, Meat-Free New Year's Eve at an Event in Television
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Find a New Swearin Song, Dust in Rolla, Missouri?
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Won't Believe Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Drugs Are a Big, Dumb Cat. New Research Will Change the Business Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	"The Walking Dead" Asks Who Will Suffer
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Women, Here's One Less Thing to Do?
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Crimes Committed by Beloved Disney Characters Took Up Arms on the Comedic Premise of Single Mothers
1	1 Vote	Suburgatory Offers You All the Housework: Insightful or Inciting?
1	1 Vote	Awkwafina's Queef Is an Adorable Baby's Basketball Dreams
1	1 Vote	19 Times R. Kelly Impression