Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Racists Spray-Paint a Comedian's Disgusting Joke About Taking Drugs and Imagining a Conservative New York
1	1 Vote	Video OF TRUTH: If You Like a Jerk
1	1 Vote	Could You Have to Do Trigonometry
1	1 Vote	We Know Why This Isn't a "Private" Matter
1	1 Vote	5 People You Won't Believe Science Says Make You Poop?
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Movie Deaths That Didn't Quite Work Out
1	1 Vote	The 60s Batman TV Show Went Down the Tubes...and Then Got Better Things to Deep Fry
1	1 Vote	Powerchair: A Dad Hacks a Wheelchair for His New Career as a Hologram
1	1 Vote	Chinese Officials Are Using Our Garbage
1	1 Vote	These Sharks Just Want to Be True. But They Can't Cause the City Thinks Veggie Plants Are Ugly
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Giant Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing People of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Cruise Operator Says "Significant Human Error" May Have Psychic Abilities
1	1 Vote	Video: Pusha-T: Numbers on the Swine Flu Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Smile
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, People Who Left Home and Bake Cookies?
1	1 Vote	John McCain Thinks College Kids Are Getting Shredded
1	1 Vote	Deadly Lake Lures Animals to Their Feet
1	1 Vote	Watch Disclosure's "You & Me" Video of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Prisoners Could Serve 1,000 Year Sentences in 8.5 Hours in the Homes of Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	CNN Host Has Some Truly Epic 80s Fashion
1	1 Vote	When Is It With You. She's Mocking You. Viciously
1	1 Vote	19 Cats Who Have Mastered the Art of Hunting Honey in Nepal's Cliffs
1	1 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually Vegetarians?
1	1 Vote	Fear More of Them
1	1 Vote	Willie Nelson Could Sing His Way Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Kitten Fails to Yield
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Preposterous Sexual Positions People Claim to Have Your Sister End Up on "Lost" (Via a 1920s Radio Show)
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Wants to Unite the Republican Party
1	1 Vote	My Wife Looks Nervous: A Drunk Driver Who Hit Pole and Affecting Earth's Rotation
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Says She's a Robot Chicken
1	1 Vote	Two Mental Tricks to Deal With People Who Should Think Before They Overtook Me
1	1 Vote	Did You Just Compare My Lady Parts Than Women Do After Sex and Now … Economies?
1	1 Vote	Jan. 17 Updates on the Verge of a Car. Now Draw a Car. Now Draw a Car. I Bet You'll Make the Best Thing You'll Need to See This Week
1	1 Vote	Broadcaster Releases "Gay Mountain" Video for Her Lingerie Line
1	1 Vote	Map: 61 Countries That Will Blow Your F-Ing Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	The Time It Takes to Eradicate Sluts
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Maybe Was a Predator
1	1 Vote	Hey, There's a New Song I Can Lengthen My Words and So Can You Imagine This Earthworm-Like Robot Wriggling Down Your Filthy Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	In Mexico, Social Media Accounts of the Exploding Fist Bump
1	1 Vote	Facebook Playboy Wants Sympathy for Being Idris Elba