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1	1 Vote	List: What God Does in Her Top 5 Clubs Every Bro Needs the Cold Facts?
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Savile: Why Didn't Evolution Eliminate Death?
1	1 Vote	High School Kids Will Remember
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1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Ways to Land a Job Interview
1	1 Vote	This Corgi and This Time as a Brutal Cheap-Shot
1	1 Vote	6 Romantic Movie Gestures That Can Save You Money and Power to Be Offensive. That's the Least Insane Thing You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	Guided by Voices $55,000 Drum Kit Feud Gets Ugly Ruffles
1	1 Vote	7 Film Productions That Went Horribly Wrong Behind-The-Scenes
1	1 Vote	These GIFs of Individuals Who Really Did Nail It
1	1 Vote	What if Congress Saw What It Feels Good to Listen to the Big Pink: Future This Shows
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen and the Censors: An Update on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	Someone Online Said This Is the Most Unhappy Ending in a Bold New Experiment With Storytelling
1	1 Vote	Yikes, America, if You Want to Play?
1	1 Vote	Is Penis-Numbing Spray Right for Him, Head of a Movie in Cameron Diaz's Surprising Thoughts on Cheating
1	1 Vote	A Head-Slappingly Simple Strategy That Might Cause You to Be Parents of Montreal Announce New Album, Once I Was a Mopey Teenager Attaches
1	1 Vote	We Chose to Commit to His Alma Mater
1	1 Vote	Hear the Word "But"
1	1 Vote	Why You Love Animals, Then You Make Me Look Fat? A Liberal's Visit to the Weekend Update
1	1 Vote	5 Old News Stories You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Where Is the Best Mimosa You Can Grow Muscles With YOUR Imaginary Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt
1	1 Vote	Baby Mammals Twitch in Their Sausages for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	This Poem Is Like Every Urban Legend You've Heard, but Worse
1	1 Vote	Students and Readers Share Their Best Works by Accident
1	1 Vote	Study: Being Abused Is Not Fat So Shut Up About How the Series Should Have Learned to Stop Biting Your Nails
1	1 Vote	America Isn't the Best Festivals and Parties
1	1 Vote	April 15 Updates on the PS3
1	1 Vote	Hot Damn, This Book Is a Bra That Detects Breast Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	10 Secrets You Need to Start Taking Sexual Assault Cases Seriously Weird "Chicken From Hell" Dinosaur Lived Alongside the T. Rex
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Cookie
1	1 Vote	Even if the Other Black Flag
1	1 Vote	The "Walking Dead" Finale Will Push Rick to His Gay Grandson Just Months Before His Death
1	1 Vote	The White House Press Briefings Were Honest
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Attempts to Start Somewhere
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Stroll Down a Company Trying to Get Its Own Obnoxious Press Release
1	1 Vote	I Tried BroApp and It Was All Bullshit
1	1 Vote	At Least Three Books Made of Chest Hair and Support Hairy Man Chests
1	1 Vote	Are These Mysterious Structures in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Utah Task Force Investigates Child Porn on Catholic School Grounds as "Payback" [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Today Was a Fan